How I Met The Tomato Bastard
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Ongoing9m
Last published Wed, Jul 13, 2016
This fanfic will be a spamano (Spain x Romano ) from hetalia I'm planning it to be a story of Romanos life through his pov, it will most likely have some sad parts in it and I am truly sorry if it causes feels "it most likely will not because I am a horrible writer" BUT on the off chance that it dose I'm sorry.
These characters belong to the creator of the anime hetalia not me, and all art work goes to rightful owners.
Warnings
-sadness
-cursing "duh it's Romano "
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