My submission for the #fanficfriday #yuletide writing contest! The title is not ungrammatically correct, Me is the name Ashildr uses. Clara and Ashildr take their TARDIS to somewhere they've never been before. What will they find? Saint Nicholas and nine reindeer too. Even though everything seems to be going well, they run into an evil monster named Krampus. He used to rule the planet Ahbenrok, but Santa had turned it into his own galactic North Pole. Will they be able to get rid of Krampus?