Aqua's Amusing or not Short Stories

What do you do when you're bored? Probably not read my stories to be honest. You're probably also wondering why this random human is rambling about being bored to you... You probably don't care right now what I'm saying. Anyways, this is my first book and I'm making it out of my boredom and creativity. So don't judge me. This book is about uhh.. I don't know yet. So, if I don't know you need to know and tell me. So if you don't mind, can you start reading? I kinda want to know what happens but I can't! Homework... So read it for me and get back to me
with the odd maybe amusing book... If you dare.. Just kidding it's not scary!