HAHA Comebacks
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Complete Wed, Dec 30, 2015<5 mins
Just some clever comeback my friend and I came up with. these are comebacks to pick-up lines. Please enjoy!!
ranked #86 in Brilliant - thank you to everyone who took a look at these pick up lines and comebacks.
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