Wanna be a Joker but be an Idiot instead
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Sis: Tiffany, do you feel that something is out of place in my profile picture?
Me: ...
Sis: What is it? Tell me.
Me: ...
Me: Your FACE is out of place, sis.
Sis: ...
Highest Ranking: #330 in Humor (26/04/16)
*WARNING: VULGAR WORDS AND A DIRTY MINDED AUTHOR*
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