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"I, Connie Dracula, do solemnly swear to never, ever, ever consider using my father's genetic makeup for malicious actions, or may my eyeballs be scratched out by werewolves and eaten for breakfast by Lucifer himself. With a side order of curly fries."
Connie Dracula is a "vampire gone wrong". In other words, she has to put up with a family of bloodsuckers while her dietary preferences tend to be a little less... gory. In fact, a pizza and a packet of salty crisps will do just nicely.
But everything changes when the charming Derek enters the scene and the Shadowers, nemeses of the supernaturals, make their first return since 1924, and they are seeking justice. Will Connie go against her hatred of anything supernatural in order to save her family, or is the peperoni pizza just too tasty?
The Lighter Side of Darkness Collection is a series of books written on a supernatural idea, told with a light-hearted humour. Titles include:
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