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"I, Connie Dracula, do solemnly swear to never, ever, ever consider using my father's genetic makeup for malicious actions, or may my eyeballs be scratched out by werewolves and eaten for breakfast by Lucifer himself. With a side order of curly fries."

Connie Dracula is a "vampire gone wrong". In other words, she has to put up with a family of bloodsuckers while her dietary preferences tend to be a little less... gory. In fact, a pizza and a packet of salty crisps will do just nicely.

But everything changes when the charming Derek enters the scene and the Shadowers, nemeses of the supernaturals, make their first return since 1924, and they are seeking justice. Will Connie go against her hatred of anything supernatural in order to save her family, or is the peperoni pizza just too tasty?


The Lighter Side of Darkness Collection is a series of books written on a supernatural idea, told with a light-hearted humour. Titles include:

Dracu-LESS
The Ghost Hunters of Grimestone

(More stories to come soon)All Rights Reserved

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Dracula and her Bride |GxG||18+| by itsmeimthevampire

Two brides. A love to die for. Let corpses litter the cathedral, drained bodies taking the place of roses. For one way or another- Vows will be exchanged. _________ Sapphic vampire-werewolf erotica, loosely based on Bram Stoker's Dracula. This gothic horror is set in an alternate universe in the Regency and Victorian Eras. _________ In 1814, Lady Marienne is left for dead on the streets of London. With her final breath, she makes an oath to the Goddess of Darkness, cursing herself to an eternity as a vampire. Marienne's lover, Lady Elisabeta, believing her to be truly gone, flings herself to her own demise. When Lady Marienne rises from the grave, she finds that the love of her life has ended hers. In her moment of despair, she calls upon the Goddess of Moons to bring back her lost love, inadvertently cursing her to reincarnate as a werewolf. Eighty years later, Marienne tracks down the reincarnated Lady Elisabeta, only to find that she has no memory of her past life and is now engaged to a Mr. Jonathan Harker. Marienne will take back her lost love, even if it means setting the world on fire. Lovers reunite in a dark entwining of souls; a morbid wedding of ghouls and ghosts. _______________ Warning This is an erotic romance and is rated mature (18+) for explicit content (smut, lol), as well as dark themes and potential triggers - blood/gore, and there's some murder (cause it's a vampire book, duh!) Basically, not recommended for younger audiences. _______________ Written for ONC2024 using prompts: "Horror is in the eye of the beholder." "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." "I will become as monstrous as I must"

Dark Legacy ✔ by AmandeepKaur654

★BOOK #11 in the DARK SERIES★ "I don't want to let you go even if that makes me evil," he growled as he held her body in his arms. Trez Luciano had one rule. Destroy anyone that got in his way. Living on the streets with his brother and then being smuggled into cage fights, he saw the worst in people all the time. Until, he met his mate. She was beautiful, kind and had a smile that made the ice melt away from around his barren heart. He couldn't resist her warmth or the way her wolf eased the blood thirsty animal inside him. Angela Moretti saw the worst in life after her parents were killed in front of her eyes. Living in Tuscany all her life, she couldn't bear the crushing memories of her parents being taken from her. So, she left for New York and now worked in a cafe with her best friend to ignore the ache in her heart. But all that changed when a customer at the cafe was a very dangerous man and called to her wolf and her heart. Axe Luciano was the head of security for his brother's nightclub. He made sure that no one fucked with his brother and killed anyone that tried. It was a simple way that worked for him to forget his tormented days in cage fights as a prized fighter. He kept his focus on work and nothing else... until trouble came calling at the club and he rescued a woman, that beckoned the possessive wolf from inside his blackened soul. Sonya Sharma moved from Mumbai all the way to New York to escape her old life. She was best friends with Angela and they even lived together after they met at the airport the day they both arrived. Deciding to stick together, they both worked at a cafe. And she knew all about the shifter world while being a human. However, she never thought that she'd catch the attention of Axe Luciano.

Blood Moon by xgwenux

'In the light of the Blood Moon, the Crimson Stone shall reveal the true Alpha' "I, Hunter Gauthier, reject you, Sarah Johnson as my mate" he says, struggling to fight back against his wolf. We stand still, staring at each other in silence. I watch as his face contorts with bewilderment. For a moment I am also puzzled, but soon I realise why it didn't work. He can't reject me if he doesn't know my real name... Wanette Argent has spent her entire life locked away in the basement of The Crimson Stone's Packhouse with only her siblings and her books to keep company. The impending Blood Moon Ceremony provides a chance to escape the confines of her prison and venture out of isolation, leaving all the pain and suffering in the past. Wanette, Scarlett, Rue, and Kyra are the sole survivors of a tragedy that occurs on the night of the Blood Moon. Now they must navigate their new lives in a foreign land, assuming their new identities. A pivotal encounter with her Alpha mate is a dream come true for Wanette, but it doesn't take long for the rose-coloured glasses to fall off and shatter on the ground. In a twist of fate another comes along, but when the time comes, who will she choose-will she forgive and forget or will blood run cold? - New chapters every Friday - *WARNING: contains scenes some readers may find distressing*

The Werewolf CEO 1 of The CEO Series by embermarina

"You can't go out now. The werewolf is roaming the forests." ........ Alexia Summer had no clue what she was going to get herself into when the two cars collided. One occupied by her, another by an infamous CEO of the Dark Enterprises. In the human world Mr Alec Dark is often classed as cruel - actually a few far meaner words. In the supernatural world Alec is kind of a huge deal. Little did Alec know that his life was about to take a U-turn on a regular Friday evening. And little did Alexia know that she has just met a real walking-talking werewolf. What if their meeting was not a coincidence? What if Alexia falls for someone she was never meant to love? - The Werewolf CEO BOOK 1 OF THE CEO SERIES REWRITTEN VERSION COMING IN 2019!!!!

Making her My Belonging ||completed|| by Toramimi5

*ORIGINAL STORY, WRITTEN IN 2015, COMPLETED & EDITED IN 2016.* BOOK I of the "Making her" Series "The Wolf, the Human & the Vampire" I, Daciana Lupu, was sent to live with my grandmother in Transylvania where I was told not to wander on full-moon nights. I didn't know what it meant until the day of my coming of age. "It smells too sweet...too sweet to be true" I heard the seductive voice of a blood-sucking creature that attacked me in the middle of the night, but... "If you had stayed back home, like an obedient little girl, you would have made my job easier" ...I was saved by another night creature covered in fur. Despite their differences and first intentions, in the end, they had the same goal: make me their belonging. Should I let my self be bitten by the blood-sucking wanderer? Or should I let myself be bitten by the man-beast that roams on full-moon nights? What's my fate?

Immortal Memory (Iris' Atlantis 1) by OtsoTu

A few dark sabbatical years between university studies mark the past of Timothy, who has a few more memories, of a few more things, than he knows what to do with. He is now trying to restart a study path already once forsaken, in a human life that isn't quite his. A young man in a fragile human body, with a vampire's soul. With the start of a new academic year, he finds old acquaintances and new friends. Clover is a witch, with her magical powers equaling those of an oven glove. And she suspects one of their friends to be possessed by a demon. Lavender however is blissfully oblivious of her friend's suspicions and thinks she is losing her mind with vivid nightmares and huge gaps in her memory. Valentina, meanwhile, would be happy with just one recovered memory. She would love to know how she became tattooed, or even just what the Chinese character on her ankle means. But, as some of her friends know, the price of that one memory might be set higher than she is willing to pay. (There are some ethically interesting choices from the main characters, thus the mature rating. But nothing graficly shocking should be included, just a couple of murders discussed that could absolutely not be avoided.) (All characters are strictly fictional. I feel this should be highlighted, for while inspiration is always tied to the outer world, imagination composes a story out of it and colors the outcome with dreams and nightmares.) (I am a visula artist/illustrator when I am not writing. All images are made by me using the free design softwares Krita and Blender.)

The Vlachs Vice (Femme #3) by nikkilarousse

Femme Fatale A trap that was set to catch a human, in this case, a seductive woman that uses her ability, feminine and sexual appeal to trap a man in her web of deceit ***** Kyle Conti was being trusted by his sister, Laura Giovanni, to run their family company, a lodge that needed to be saved since it brought back happy memories of his early years. However, due to the occurrence that deterred visitors from visiting Romania, one of the country's companies has experienced a downturn over time. The board members wanted to sell the company, but Kyle was so committed to keeping it going that he traveled to Romania to restore it to its former splendor. He was eating supper at one of the neighborhood eateries when he made the acquaintance of Alina Dalca, a stunning young Romanian waiter. Kyle was unaware that pursuing a connection with her would put him at risk due to her enigmatic history. Kyle will discover the answers to those questions since he enjoyed defining the odds. Will he be able to learn the truth about Aina Dalca's history and the events that kept recurring in his business? When Kyle learned the truth, how would he respond? Will he continue to fight or give up and find a wife who is less complex than Alina Dalca?

The Hunters Saga #3: The Hawthorn Pearl by RJ_City

"THE AFTERLIFE CAN BE A REAL BITCH, RIGHT?" "Henri-" I began, but Henri's hand snatched up mine and squeezed tightly enough to break bones. I bit my tongue to hold back a cry. It was a warning. "Maria didn't say anything about a couple of vampires wanting to meet with her," the green-haired warlock spoke after the area had stilled with electrified silence. I looked Henri's way, and that's really when our situation caught up with me. Wait... "Maria..." I murmured in remembrance, then sent Henri a glare. "Why are we here to see Maria Day? If you don't remember, let me remind you that I killed her friend. Hell, her master. She'll kill me when she sees me." Henri had the nerve to laugh softly. "You're already dead, Antoinette." "Thanks to you. There are other ways witches can hurt vampires, aren't there?" My eyes traveled shortly to the warlocks, Daniel and Zachary, and I shook my head. "She'll burn me alive! I'm not going in there." "You're overacting," Henri said with a dramatic eye roll with a worth of a slap across his face. Lucky for him, I kept my hands at my sides. This night was about to get dangerous... This is Book 3 of The Hunters Saga! 1st draft, so there WILL be mistakes! Cover thanks to @AlexandraSinclair1! *Rated PG-13 for thematic peril and angst, rude humor, mild language, occasional innuendo and sensuality, and graphic imagery in some places. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!* The Hawthorn Pearl Copyright (C) RJ City 2015. All Rights Reserved.

Her Tyrant Alpha [EXCERPT] by ESHurricane

*Available in full on Radish or Patreon!* She was born in fire. He was forged in ice. The clash will scorch them both. After a disease wipes out all human life on earth, the world is left to the werewolves. As packs organize and claim territory, an opportunity arises to collect information from a Viking pack headed by the dangerous alpha, Nolan Frosaker. Ashelin jumps at the chance to go undercover, but only partly because she wants to contribute to the mission. The Viking King intrigues her, and she has unique talents that will get her close to him. What she doesn't anticipate is Nolan's own unique talents, and how quickly she desires to be completely at his mercy. Warnings: This story is rated mature for a reason. Rated NC-17 for very intense bdsm power play in an environment that wouldn't be safe if it were humans not in fiction. NOTE: This story takes place in the Bloodlines universe, but can be read as a standalone. If you're curious about the apocalypse and want more of Ashelin and her previous pack, check out Bloodlines Vol. 1 for the first entry in that series and info on reading the rest!

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Dracula and her Bride |GxG||18+| cover

Dark Legacy ✔ cover

Blood Moon cover

The Werewolf CEO 1 of The CEO Series cover

Making her My Belonging ||completed|| cover

Immortal Memory (Iris' Atlantis 1) cover

The Vlachs Vice (Femme #3) cover

The Hunters Saga #3: The Hawthorn Pearl cover

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Dracula and her Bride |GxG||18+|

Two brides. A love to die for. Let corpses litter the cathedral, drained bodies taking the place of roses. For one way or another- Vows will be exchanged. _____ Sapphic vampire-werewolf erotica, loosely based on Bram Stoker's Dracula. This gothic horror is set in an alternate universe in the Regency and Victorian Eras. _ In 1814, Lady Marienne is left for dead on the streets of London. With her final breath, she makes an oath to the Goddess of Darkness, cursing herself to an eternity as a vampire. Marienne's lover, Lady Elisabeta, believing her to be truly gone, flings herself to her own demise. When Lady Marienne rises from the grave, she finds that the love of her life has ended hers. In her moment of despair, she calls upon the Goddess of Moons to bring back her lost love, inadvertently cursing her to reincarnate as a werewolf. Eighty years later, Marienne tracks down the reincarnated Lady Elisabeta, only to find that she has no memory of her past life and is now engaged to a Mr. Jonathan Harker. Marienne will take back her lost love, even if it means setting the world on fire. Lovers reunite in a dark entwining of souls; a morbid wedding of ghouls and ghosts. _ Warning This is an erotic romance and is rated mature (18+) for explicit content (smut, lol), as well as dark themes and potential triggers - blood/gore, and there's some murder (cause it's a vampire book, duh!) Basically, not recommended for younger audiences. _____ Written for ONC2024 using prompts: "Horror is in the eye of the beholder." "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." "I will become as monstrous as I must"