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"I, Connie Dracula, do solemnly swear to never, ever, ever consider using my father's genetic makeup for malicious actions, or may my eyeballs be scratched out by werewolves and eaten for breakfast by Lucifer himself. With a side order of curly fries."

Connie Dracula is a "vampire gone wrong". In other words, she has to put up with a family of bloodsuckers while her dietary preferences tend to be a little less... gory. In fact, a pizza and a packet of salty crisps will do just nicely.

But everything changes when the charming Derek enters the scene and the Shadowers, nemeses of the supernaturals, make their first return since 1924, and they are seeking justice. Will Connie go against her hatred of anything supernatural in order to save her family, or is the peperoni pizza just too tasty?


The Lighter Side of Darkness Collection is a series of books written on a supernatural idea, told with a light-hearted humour. Titles include:

Dracu-LESS
The Ghost Hunters of Grimestone

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THE CHILD OF THE PROPHECY [COMPLETED] by wysiwygarchives

EDITED. *** Eris Belladonna was a child born the same day as Irini's prophecy, blessed with beauty and an immense amount of divinity that attracted the Church's greed. She grew up as a kind child who always does her best for her family until one day, another came and took her place as the Child of Irini. Harmonia Holicrux, surrounded by a warm holy light, had successfully charmed her family. The very thing Eris ever wished for was taken by another. And when their divine powers manifested, a corrupted kind of light emerged from Eris. As if she had done something wrong, she was abandoned by the Church and was branded as a criminal for deceiving everyone. She was locked away and sentenced to death for a crime she did not even commit. Was it her fault that her divine powers were dark and suffocating? "My child. You are blessed by Irini. Use this for the betterment of this Empire. I entrust this fate to you." Did she really come back to life to do an errand for Irini, the empire's worshiped god and symbol of peace? *** THE CHILD OF THE PROPHECY by Dandelion Disclaimer: AN ORIGINAL NOVEL WRITTEN IN ENGLISH. Status: COMPLETED Illustration by Ken Draa Date Started: January 10, 2021 Date Ended: November 6, 2022 🌼🌻

She is Fatal to Death (Standalone Story) by writeraliciagonzalez

She's dead by the third chapter. Okay, it's a bit more complicated than that. Okay, it's A LOT more complicated than that. Renata wants nothing more than to pay her bills through her mildly boring office job and figure out whether she is still in love with her best friend. The latter half of that desire is just a sneak peak into her messy life-and it's only getting messier. Considering the paranormal world she is about to dive head first into, she will come to realize that figuring out her heart may just be the easiest part of this journey. Well, the endless supply of supernatural hotness in this story may beg to differ-but that's besides the point. Either way, it's gonna be a killer time ;) EXCERPT Chicken tacos it is. Right as Renata grabbed the ingredients, she turned to put them next to the stove, where a clean, plastic cutting board awaited. But as she moved, she was confronted by a stranger, an intruder, standing mere inches from her. Before she could scream, he was on her, slamming her against the fridge. Her back flashed with sharp pain. Her eyes pricked with fear as she drank in his uncovered face. Deeply tanned skin. Ruby red eyes-ruby red eyes? Thick, slashing eyebrows. Flat, broad nose. Buzzcut. Handsome. That was as far as she would go in complimenting him considering this guy held a knife to her throat. When he spoke, his voice came out like thunder. It held a thousand threats and a thousand secrets. It held promise of pain if provoked. "If you scream," he warned, mouth pulled in a slight snarl, "this ends quickly." She didn't dare nod against the blade. He noticed and amusement lit up for just a second in those devilish eyes. Oh, whoever the fuck this was, she already hated him. Considering her predicament, panic was the most prominent emotion coursing through her at the moment. "Good." He removed his hand "Now you're going to answer my questions." °°MATURE AND EXPLICIT CONTENT OF ALL KINDS, AND I MEAN ALL KINDS°

The Bloodmoon Society [2/12] by LillianRS

BOOK NUMBER 2 OF 12 IN THE MULTIMAGICAL SERIES BY LILLIAN R.S. ☆☆☆ Banished to a land filled with the darkness of eternal night, the creatures of the Shadow Realm have had their moments of peace, but also their many moments of cruelty & unrest. After the disappearance of the beloved Drago Devlrhs, a literal demonic tyrant named Draven once again rose to power, more cruel than before. He used magical fields to confine the whole dimension within their own countries, it was miserable, yet void of much conflict. Recently he, his wife, & supposedly his son have all perished. Now, his young daughter has gotten rid of the forcefeilds, thinking she's going good. This, however, would only cause chaos. The vampires & werewolves have been on edge for ages, & now that they have access to each other, bad things are bound to happen. When a secret group of people dedicated to the unity between the two species called The Bloodmoon Society get exposed, they're put in danger of treason. Not to mention the two princesses of each land, Raven & Luna, start to communicate with one another. In between all the chaos is Francis & Ovzu who have found themselves leading the Dragonlands, despite having no royal blood. Francis is famously hated for trying to ruin his sister's image, even though he's no liar. The people want him dead, & all he wants is stop an upcoming war. Things are tense, but unlikely worlds may collide & save the day! Or not, who knows. At least they'll try. ☆☆☆ • CW: Strong language, heavy topics • 42 Total Chapters! • Total Word Count: ????? • PLEASE NOTE: This book is part of a series, & it is NOT intended to be read as a stand-alone book! I did not write them to be digestible on their own, & lots of context will be lost, misunderstood, or seemingly left unanswered. • This is not my final product! Feedback & thoughts are appreciated, positive or negative! I will go back & edit. • For more info. on the series, check my bio! ☆☆☆

Reign Of Vampires ( Book One Of The Reign Series) by EvaGora

She was just a normal girl, Then her world shattered. The death of her mother : who looks and deceives even her own daughter to think she was human. She is driven and motivated. Revenge. As simple as that, motivates this young adult to take control of her life and end the vampire reign. But on this journey she meets a really sexy werewolf, who's supposed to be her mate. Will she fall in love with Dimitri? Will she succeed by killing the vampire prince? Will she find out the truth about who her mother really was? Will YOU take this journey with her and discover the races she never knew or thought could exist, OR will you chicken out? Completed. This is a series. WARNING : Strong language here and there. Sexual tension between the main characters. Enjoy my Dearie's! XoXo Lea

Immortal Memory (Iris' Atlantis 1) by OtsoTu

A few dark sabbatical years between university studies mark the past of Timothy, who has a few more memories, of a few more things, than he knows what to do with. He is now trying to restart a study path already once forsaken, in a human life that isn't quite his. A young man in a fragile human body, with a vampire's soul. With the start of a new academic year, he finds old acquaintances and new friends. Clover is a witch, with her magical powers equaling those of an oven glove. And she suspects one of their friends to be possessed by a demon. Lavender however is blissfully oblivious of her friend's suspicions and thinks she is losing her mind with vivid nightmares and huge gaps in her memory. Valentina, meanwhile, would be happy with just one recovered memory. She would love to know how she became tattooed, or even just what the Chinese character on her ankle means. But, as some of her friends know, the price of that one memory might be set higher than she is willing to pay. (There are some ethically interesting choices from the main characters, thus the mature rating. But nothing graficly shocking should be included, just a couple of murders discussed that could absolutely not be avoided.) (All characters are strictly fictional. I feel this should be highlighted, for while inspiration is always tied to the outer world, imagination composes a story out of it and colors the outcome with dreams and nightmares.) (I am a visula artist/illustrator when I am not writing. All images are made by me using the free design softwares Krita and Blender.)

An Absurdist's Guide to the Undead by kkhibbert

Becoming a vampire has its perks, like immortality and superpowers. Too bad it doesn't come with a manual on how to use any of them. "An Absurdist's Guide to the Undead" is a horror/mystery following Zach, a vampire who played god-and failed. When his attempt to resurrect his dead girlfriend went horribly wrong, with no experience and no one to guide him, he didn't get the beautiful Twilight-style reunion he had hoped for. No soft transition into vampirism. No tender moment of realisation. Instead, she woke up screaming. Writhing in agony. With no memories, no personality, and barely enough awareness to know how to walk, Victoria was reduced to a mere shell. Tackling both the overbearing guilt of his permanent mistakes and having to babysit the zombie-like husk of the girl he once loved, Zach refuses to give up on finding some way to fix her. Human, vampire, or dead, he doesn't care which she'd become, as long as it was just the one option. After all, it's easier to grieve at a graveyard than to wake up beside a reanimated corpse every morning. The only thing standing between Victoria and a massacre is Zach, but even he isn't sure how long he can hold her back. (This story is also being posted on Royal Road and Inkitt)

Hybrid by xMishx

This is the second book in the Veronica Marshall Series. The dark path is weighing down on Veronica Marshall as she continues her quest to seek revenge for her parents murder. The daily battle for supremacy between the inner werewolf and vampire is causing turmoil for Veronica. She is plagued by the need for revenge, the need for live feeding and the need to find inner peace. The revelations of the hidden secrets of her life has caused a major upheaval. Her ex-boyfriend Linus has been dealt with for his involvement in the blood farm, the human-vampire council continues to control the live feeding and limiting the permissions they give out and then there are those that want her dead. The Maddox family has gone underground, knowing that the werewolves and the vampires in Veronica's group are searching for them. If Veronica's life wasn't complicated enough, her beta's right hand man declares that a promise was made to him by Veronica's grandfather as payment for his loyalty to the pack. She is having nightmares that she thinks is an omen of the future and she knows that there is one nasty vampire lurking in the shadows of her life. He is biding his time, waiting for Veronica's group to make a fatal mistake. One little set of events trigger the worst day of her life. Who will be the hero when no one knows of the nightmare that unfolds? Book one in the Veronica Marshall Series - Blood Farm Book two in the Veronica Marshall Series - Hybrid Book three in the Veronica Marshall Series - Alpha and the Master © This story is copyrighted. Apart from any use permitted under the Copyright Act 1968, no part may be reproduced by any process, nor may any other exclusive right be exercised, without the permission of T.M. Watkins (xMishx) 2013/2014.

The Unfaithful Love [TVD FanFiction] by slRose18qn

[Second Book to The Unveiling Truth] For two months she was taken by the devil, she misses her home, her family, her friends. But mostly she misses him. Damon Salvatore. But in those two months, something has changed. Returning back to Mystic Falls after learning Elena's the reason his hybrids are failing, Klaus is furious. But that's not all... he's not that only one infuriated. Coming home Laura noticed a something strange going on between Elena and Damon. They are closer than ever. And she doesn't like it. With the Originals Family revived, all Damon cares about is keeping Elena safe from their enemies. How will Laura cope with Damon's betrayal? Will she forgive both him and her sister? More trouble stirs when Laura finds out about Stefan's feelings for her. And she is put under the pressure to choose between both brothers. Stefan has been denying his love for her ever since her relationship with Damon started. But now that he accepted it he's not willing to give her up. Her break up with Damon has devastated her. She's spiraling out of control. And in one night she's made the biggest mistake she could ever make, but she doesn't regret it.

Dark Legacy ✔ by AmandeepKaur654

★BOOK #11 in the DARK SERIES★ "I don't want to let you go even if that makes me evil," he growled as he held her body in his arms. Trez Luciano had one rule. Destroy anyone that got in his way. Living on the streets with his brother and then being smuggled into cage fights, he saw the worst in people all the time. Until, he met his mate. She was beautiful, kind and had a smile that made the ice melt away from around his barren heart. He couldn't resist her warmth or the way her wolf eased the blood thirsty animal inside him. Angela Moretti saw the worst in life after her parents were killed in front of her eyes. Living in Tuscany all her life, she couldn't bear the crushing memories of her parents being taken from her. So, she left for New York and now worked in a cafe with her best friend to ignore the ache in her heart. But all that changed when a customer at the cafe was a very dangerous man and called to her wolf and her heart. Axe Luciano was the head of security for his brother's nightclub. He made sure that no one fucked with his brother and killed anyone that tried. It was a simple way that worked for him to forget his tormented days in cage fights as a prized fighter. He kept his focus on work and nothing else... until trouble came calling at the club and he rescued a woman, that beckoned the possessive wolf from inside his blackened soul. Sonya Sharma moved from Mumbai all the way to New York to escape her old life. She was best friends with Angela and they even lived together after they met at the airport the day they both arrived. Deciding to stick together, they both worked at a cafe. And she knew all about the shifter world while being a human. However, she never thought that she'd catch the attention of Axe Luciano.

Of Shadow and Death by Guinealove2005

After partly avenging her mother's death, Evette Star, the illegitimate daughter of an elven king, sets off on a warpath to find the adversary of her people. The human King in the West, Dracul Dregoth, has locked himself away in a stone tower for reasons unbeknownst to those who fear him. His reign has blanketed the land in darkness, and while Evette knows little about the man, she intends to make him pay for the deeds done by those who have obeyed his relayed orders. She will bring him to justice, even if it means uncovering hidden secrets that will force her to question if all of her efforts were really worth the trouble. She will have to learn the hard way that self-love and self-acceptance are more important than the love of others. Werewolves, dragons, and undead spirits may keep her from reaching her destination on time, but her need for fiery vengeance will be sated. Of Shadow and Death is the first book in the Shadow Of Wisdom series. No one is truly trustworthy. No one is safe. Few will survive the truth, and even fewer will live happily ever after. ___________________________________ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "Of Shadow and Death is art. This book is a page turner. The plot is excellent and the characterization is brilliant." - @Phaylen • • • ★ FEATURED ON THE OFFICIAL •@PsychologicalNovel: Otherworldly Odd || •@Storiesundicovered: Change In Reality || •@Antiheroesgalore: Wicked Women || •@Magic: Magically Thrilling/Unexpected || •@WattpadDarkFantasy: Dark Arts || @Mythandlegend: Legendary Creatures and Hybrids || @Werewolf: Dark and Gritty || @Dangerouslove: Bad Girls || @Adventure: Fantastical Adventures || @WattpadWitches: Broad-spectrum Spellcasters || @BadassReads: The Badass Queen || Reading lists! •Started: Feb 28th 2021 •Finished: September 30th 2021 •Cover made by: @Guinealove2005 ©️2021 by Guinealove2005

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THE CHILD OF THE PROPHECY [COMPLETED]

EDITED. * Eris Belladonna was a child born the same day as Irini's prophecy, blessed with beauty and an immense amount of divinity that attracted the Church's greed. She grew up as a kind child who always does her best for her family until one day, another came and took her place as the Child of Irini. Harmonia Holicrux, surrounded by a warm holy light, had successfully charmed her family. The very thing Eris ever wished for was taken by another. And when their divine powers manifested, a corrupted kind of light emerged from Eris. As if she had done something wrong, she was abandoned by the Church and was branded as a criminal for deceiving everyone. She was locked away and sentenced to death for a crime she did not even commit. Was it her fault that her divine powers were dark and suffocating? "My child. You are blessed by Irini. Use this for the betterment of this Empire. I entrust this fate to you." Did she really come back to life to do an errand for Irini, the empire's worshiped god and symbol of peace? * THE CHILD OF THE PROPHECY by Dandelion Disclaimer: AN ORIGINAL NOVEL WRITTEN IN ENGLISH. Status: COMPLETED Illustration by Ken Draa Date Started: January 10, 2021 Date Ended: November 6, 2022 🌼🌻