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The Banana

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A banana walked the streets and found a pear and a strawberry so he stalked them they finally stopped so he jumped out of the shadows and pulled off his peel and chased the lady's they were trapped in a corner so he crept closer and whispers "I'm gona make fruit salad with yous to".All Rights Reserved

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The Lawson Boys by SparklingBeverage

**COMPLETED** "Did you just let him pee on the fence?" The crabby lady from next door asked us, a scowl ever present on her pale face. "No. It rained in that one spot." I replied sarcastically. A laugh threatening to fall from my mouth. "I'm not stupid." She stepped out onto her porch. Eyeing us angrily. "Could've fooled me." I spoke up, taking in her horrendous appearance. "I...well-uh. Stupid teenagers." She turned around and stomped back into her house. Slamming the door behind her. I burst into a fit of laughter and grabbed Carson by the arm, walking out of the backyard. "Have fun in hell lady! Send me a postcard." ******* Carson Lawson and Valerie Rosemont have been living next to each other since they were kids. When Valerie was 13, Carson pulled her out of the road only seconds before she would've gotten hit by a car, and somehow managed to save her bike as well. He said she owed him that day, but she thinks he forgot. Did he? Or is he saving the favor for a rainy day?

The Skull Hidden in the Sand by obliviousSempai

They met in the woods, a large white building barely visible. "Are you the one who hired me?" The first figure asked. "Yes, and I have a very specific task for you. Fairy Tail will be arriving in a few days and I want you to distract them." "Distract them how?" "By however it takes. The more they're distracted, the more divided they'll be, and the better puppets they'll make. I'll be there too, of course. I'll control their every move. My cute little puppets..." The second figure said dreamily. The first figure waited patiently. If this person was really who they claimed to be, such an obsession with Fairy Tail was to be expected. The second figure snapped back to attention. "Do this." They ordered coldly. "Do this and you will be greatly rewarded." The first figure gave a slight bow and headed back to the building. To prepare. The second figure pulled back it's hood, light playing on lips curved into a killer smile. "Dance for me, Fairies." They chuckled and disappeared into the forest, scenarios of what was to come playing in their mind.

The Garden's Affair by xxsm__

a simple story of two bestfriends.

FRIENDLY LOVE!!! by CRAZY_ZOMBIEZZ

Sprout was alone for the longest he can remember. He pushed himself always to do his best in any task. Yet this new friend Shelly introduced him to may change his mindset for the better. WARNING THIS STORY HAS PHOBIAS⚠️ -Nyctophobia: fear of the dark or what in it. -Atychiphobia: fear of failure. -Autophobia: fear of being alone I had a lot of fun drawing and writing this story for everyone to read and I would love to read the feedback on this story. Side ships will be in this story but main focus of this story will be FruitCake I REALLY HOPE YALL LIKE THIS STORY WARNING THIS IS MY FIRST STORY!! (O_O) ALL ART IS MADE BY ME 😼✊✊✊

In Love With My Bully (A SMOSH fanfic) by Deadpool997

This is it. I stopped in front of the door. I knocked and the door flew open. "Lolita, you made it!" a man said. Yeah, that was Ian. He ushered me in. Little did I know that I would find someone there that would change my life.

Twisted Turns: Wrapping it Up by AV-iary

[COMPLETE][Cover drawn by me! :D] I figured since TT:DW was so popular, I would give a sequel to it for its hard work, and this time, it's fruitcake, since last time it was moonflower! This story takes place after the events of ending 3 of TT, so make sure to read that book first! Summary timeee!! After the events of Dandy's experiments, Sprout attempts to let go of his fear and anger of it all happening again, and with the help of Cosmo, he just might be able to. [This is a fanfic and does not tie to the original Dandy's World or its creators! I am simply a girl who wanted to enjoy some writing!]

ll Dandy's World ll A Mini Fruitcake Comic - "Best Served Cold" by HereForTheFunsies

Fruitcake warning!!// Cosmo wakes up in horror because of a nightmare, and wonders what happened and what he did to deserve it. Astro has been missing for a while, and it didn't look like anyone cared. Well, Cosmo, determined to know why he got the nightmare, searches for Astro. Little does he know, there are way more nightmares lurking below than above. Was that good?? I've I'm not really sure.. Anyways, I really doubt that anyone's gonna read this ;-; the story is set in the morning dawn of Gardenview, December 14, 1996, where Sprout and Cosmo hang. Astro been gone for a little while, but others continue to say that he's gone and they should move on. This hurts Dandy a bunch, blah blah blah.. This story has a good ending, trust-!! Ps. I had to change the description bc it didn't rlly match the actual story ;-; anyway, have fun reading this story I made in my freeetime!! Also Shellvision wombo combo warning!! D:

It Will Rain by queenlilbit

EXO scenario Paring: You x Xiumin Warning: Mild language Here is a semi-short story that just came to mind. To sum it up it's been one year since you and Xiumin broke up. You just got out the hospital a month ago after having a baby. After being stuck at home after a while you finally convince your brother who has been taking care of you to let you go out and get some fresh air. What happens when you run into Xiumin. Y/D/N = your daughters name Y/N = your name

Please Stay, I Still Want You (Fruitcake) by Celestial_Roselily

Hi! I've now migrated to Dandy's world fandom (yeyyy) Anyways, hope you enjoy ^^ Oh and, this is my au so if you see characters getting mischaracterized then please don't mind. (PS. Cosmo and Glisten are FTM so please don't judge, thanks) TW: Angst, Gore, Death, Smut, etc. (will put warnings, dw.) -------------------------------------------------------- *CRACK* ... "H-Help... Please..." Silence answered his call. He sobbed, trying to crawl to wherever he perceived as 'safe' when deep inside... he knew that this is his end. He crawled and crawled until he ended up in a secluded corner. He hugged his legs, dripping with ichor. Heavy breathes was all that he could do now because the ichor was running through his veins. Soon, he was slowly forgetting his memories when suddenly, he smelled something... Strawberries. "Cosmo?! Where are you?!" His eyes widened as he tried to stand up. His legs were weak so he had to hold onto the walls. "Spr...out..." He tried to call out but his voice was a bit raspy from the ichor. He limped towards the other boy who had caramel on the side of his hair and face. The other boy noticed him and ran towards him, holding him in his arms. "Cosmo! Oh god..." Sprout put his hand on Cosmo's cheek. "I'm so sorry..." He whispered as Cosmo hugged him tighter. "N-No... I'm sor-ry too..." Cosmo sobbed into Sprouts shoulder as the taller boy softly whispered soft words and rubbed his back. "It's okay... Everything's going to be okay... We'll go back up and get Dandy..." Sprout kissed Cosmo's forehead as the boy continued to cry. "I promise that everything will be alright..." Cosmo looked up at Sprout, one shedding tears whilst the other sheds ichor. "You pro-mise...?" Sprout stays silent for a bit, thinking about how he CAN'T do anything but say sweet nothings. "...I promise. So please stay, I still want you." Cosmo nods as they continue to hug each other... Not knowing the things they'll go through.

Insomnia by FlintnSteel3008

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The Lawson Boys

COMPLETED "Did you just let him pee on the fence?" The crabby lady from next door asked us, a scowl ever present on her pale face. "No. It rained in that one spot." I replied sarcastically. A laugh threatening to fall from my mouth. "I'm not stupid." She stepped out onto her porch. Eyeing us angrily. "Could've fooled me." I spoke up, taking in her horrendous appearance. "I...well-uh. Stupid teenagers." She turned around and stomped back into her house. Slamming the door behind her. I burst into a fit of laughter and grabbed Carson by the arm, walking out of the backyard. "Have fun in hell lady! Send me a postcard." ******* Carson Lawson and Valerie Rosemont have been living next to each other since they were kids. When Valerie was 13, Carson pulled her out of the road only seconds before she would've gotten hit by a car, and somehow managed to save her bike as well. He said she owed him that day, but she thinks he forgot. Did he? Or is he saving the favor for a rainy day?