Hetalia Pick-Up Lines

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This is all being written by the fabulous N̶e̶w̶ J̶e̶r̶s̶e̶y̶NOPE IT'S BEING WRITTEN BY BOTH NOW!
 There will be pick up lines and side notes from other countries involved in this xD so beware!All Rights Reserved

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