Duckie's Rants
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Last published Mon, May 13, 2013
Salutations wonderful people of the internets! In this fantastical book of my rage and fury, I tell you the horrible (not really) hardships that I must go through each and every day.
People say that Duckie is the most wonderful person who is a very kind mango (they actually don’t), so Duckie must not be un-kind and say mean things. Because of this, Duckie has decided to have a delicious book of her rants in which she rages and rants her pants out.
So enjoy my wonderful book of rants, rage, fury, and other words that are related to rage that I’m too lazy to look up!
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