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BACON THE BACON

StarryDragonPaws

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Reads 139
Votes 16
Parts 2
Time 7m

StarryDragonPaws

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"For you see, bacon, I have constructed this bacon with your one and only weakness: BACON!"


In other words I wrote a short story and replaced every noun with Bacon.

What have I done?

update: WHY HAVE I ADDED ON TO THIS.
IS THIS MEANT TO BE THE PEAK OF MY WRITING CAREER I WON'T TAKE ITAll Rights Reserved

ishouldreallybeupdatingmyotherbooks shortstory stupid

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