Pokè on CRACK
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MatureComplete Fri, Dec 18, 2015<5 mins
Gold:Come out pikachu. Sliver:what did you feed pikachu? He looks drowsy. Red looks at pikachu. Gold:I remember giving pikachu a drink like this and then gave him a drink like this and another.... Silver:how many drinks did you give pikachu? Gold:um? About 59 why? Red and silver hang open there mouths about a minute later........... a fly go's in both of the boys mouths. Red and Silver: "ew" they both spit out the fly's Gold:wait is giving pokèmon drinks bad? Red and Silver: say at the same time "duh they'll get drunk! Mean while pikachu fall's to the ground.
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