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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Doctor.

Doctor...who! Haha I get it...

TRUST ME when I say the jokes in this book will be much better than that. A book full of jokes related to Doctor Who and its fandom.

#12 in #DoctorWho - 6/26/16Public Domain

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𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒒𝒖𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔 ☆ 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑀𝑦𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑞𝑢𝑒 𝑆𝑎𝑔𝑎 ( 𝙱𝙾𝙾𝙺 𝟷 ) by TheGameIsOn97

❝ 𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑜𝑛 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑛? 𝑆𝑜 𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑒, 𝑣𝑖𝑜𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑖𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑠 𝑊𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒 𝐼 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑀𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑟𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑡𝑜𝑝𝑠 ❞ ❝ 𝐶𝑎𝑛'𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝐼'𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑤 𝑚𝑦𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑐𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝐼 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑡 𝑚𝑦𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑢𝑛 ❞ ❝ 𝐿𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡ℎ𝑞𝑢𝑎𝑘𝑒, 𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑓𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑙𝑢𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑒 (𝑀𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡, 𝑚𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑, 𝑚𝑦 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑!) 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑀𝑦 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑡ℎ 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑢𝑖𝑑𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑟 ❞ ★ ★ ★ { NEW } DOCTOR WHO ~ SERIES 5 Book One of The Mystique Saga Full Summary Inside ➡️ Cover by @marvelgirl_10

[1] Enigma • SLOW UPDATES by -Sunset-Curve-

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"𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐃𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫, 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐞?" "𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧, 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which a young woman from london learns her dreams of a time lord in his blue box weren't dreams at all but his own memories. he was real and he wanted her to travel with him. (Cover by the lovely @ -dhampirroza)

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𝐈𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧. 𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡: 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐝𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝟏𝟏𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐱 𝐨𝐜 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐱 𝐨𝐜 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝟏-?

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𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒒𝒖𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔 ☆ 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑀𝑦𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑞𝑢𝑒 𝑆𝑎𝑔𝑎 ( 𝙱𝙾𝙾𝙺 𝟷 ) cover

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𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒒𝒖𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔 ☆ 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑀𝑦𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑞𝑢𝑒 𝑆𝑎𝑔𝑎 ( 𝙱𝙾𝙾𝙺 𝟷 )

❝ 𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑜𝑛 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑛? 𝑆𝑜 𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑒, 𝑣𝑖𝑜𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑖𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑠 𝑊𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒 𝐼 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑀𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑟𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑡𝑜𝑝𝑠 ❞ ❝ 𝐶𝑎𝑛'𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝐼'𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑤 𝑚𝑦𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑐𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝐼 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑡 𝑚𝑦𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑢𝑛 ❞ ❝ 𝐿𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡ℎ𝑞𝑢𝑎𝑘𝑒, 𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑓𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑙𝑢𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑒 (𝑀𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡, 𝑚𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑, 𝑚𝑦 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑!) 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑀𝑦 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑡ℎ 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑢𝑖𝑑𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑟 ❞ ★ ★ ★ { NEW } DOCTOR WHO ~ SERIES 5 Book One of The Mystique Saga Full Summary Inside ➡️ Cover by @marvelgirl_10