Funny Doctor Who Jokes
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor...who! Haha I get it...
TRUST ME when I say the jokes in this book will be much better than that. A book full of jokes related to Doctor Who and its fandom.
#12 in #DoctorWho - 6/26/16
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