Twice Upon A Shoe

If someone asked me if a shoe can start a relationship between a guy and a girl a year ago, I would have laughed. But boy would I be wrong.
If only I knew a shoe would get Mr. Jerk face to notice me , I would have been more careful of what I chose and change my fate.
But now I'm doomed, the most irresistible, bad, gorgeous Mr. Bad boy also known as Gabriel fucking Harris, is so sure I like him. Well I have this sudden urge to prove him wrong.
Well Gabriel Grey Harris, you're going down, cause this geek ain't going to fall for your charms and your beauty and if you don't like that...
... Actually I wouldn't care cause you still have your minions, would die for you to notice them so I hope you forget about me by next month. (Fingers crossed)