Hi! My Name Is: Band Nerd (Band Jokes)
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Trumpets are arrogant assholes, Trombones are lazy, Saxes are stoners, Percussionists are stoners AND lazy, and flutes whine too much. Nobody likes the director, and the Drum Major helps us sacrifice all the disobedient beginning marchers. THIS IS BAND!!! WELCOME TO IT!!!
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