Taylor Swift... KIDNAPPED?!

BREAKING NEWS!!! The entire nation is saddened to report that Country/Pop sensation Taylor Swift has gone missing! Swift was last seen in Washinton DC, about to go onstage for her RED tour, when she apparently went to the restroom and never came back! Authorities are searching nationwide as we keep our fingers crossed that our favorite singer is alive & well! Keep your eyes open, people, and we'll keep you posted. Taylor belongs with us! Taylor Swift has it all. Fame, fortune, money, & a perfect life. But all of that comes crashing down when she gets kidnapped....