Pick Up Lines & Lame Jokes!!
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Learn to impress your crush with these simple pick up lines and lame jokes, and have them fawn over you!!
WARNING; These jokes may be too lame or sexual and may cause you to either get laughed or not even use them because of how lame they are.
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