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Fafr's Epic Random Book
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Ongoing, First published Dec 12, 2015
Mature
Hello there human! :3

I am just a strange little person-like thing wandering about Wattpadia. How about you?

As you can tell, I am not normal whatsoever. If you wish to have a normal conversation, go and talk to someone else. However, if you want to scream about Weird Al songs and Jefferey the Hole and Rocky the Rock (inside joke for my friends and I), I am the girl to talk to.

This book will have random entries and crazy stories, rants when I need to, and crappy stories about my ocs. 

WARNING: Author may be on a sugar high, exhausted, bored to tears or in a super bad mood (so bad that I need to strangle someone). Proceed with caution.

I think I have bipolar disorder. Or schizophrenia. OH WEEELLLLLL

I also wrote the first couple chapters a while ago. So that's why they're absolute trash.

Enjoy at your own risk.

Now, imagine me magically rising up and floating out the door laughing evilly, and as you state after me in shock and confusion you hear a horrible scratchy coughing fit. Finally, a faint, raspy, "I'm okay!" sounds from the hallway.

gOoDbYe

~ Fafr signing off!!11!11!!1!1!11!1!!1!1!1!!!

aLSO cover was made by yours truly

Now official bye
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