'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the flat
Not a creature was stirring, not even a rat;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
Dan and Phil were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of crazy things danced in their heads.
Dan and Phil are asleep at 11:27 p.m. Christmas Eve, when a clatter and a bang and and crash was heard, causing both of them to sit right up. Dan messages Phil, "Did you hear that?"
Phil replies with, "IT MUST BE SANTA!!"
WARNING: This story may seem like the author was on drugs, but she was not.