Once upon a time an awkward girl did some really really stupid things. This girl is me. This story is about me and all the horrifically hilarious situations that make up my life. There is no real plot, rather just a bunch of short stories that will make you cringe and die laughing. I'm not popular. I'm not gorgeous. I'm not a genius. The only romantic relationship I've had was with (and still is with) Netflix. I was homeschooled for a lot of my life. I'm practically invisible at my highschool, and this book is my way of showing people that I'm not completely boring. WARNING: there is extreme sarcasm in this book read at your own risk.