Luckier than an Irish on St. Patrick's Day
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Last published Tue, Aug 14, 2012
WE'RE MAKING HISTORY! Boyxboy at some point. This story is the product of an enragement, bad planning and improvisations. It features a teen and his Luck Agent, thrown in some dystopian era, and just to make the story less of a Mary Sue one, the Luck Agent can break the fourth wall at any time and any where. It will be, possibly, re-made in the future, but in the meanwhile, enjoy the -possibly- first good-made -sarcastic-, hilarious, dystopian novel that has a yaoi or boyxboy theme. And if you're not into that, then just give me a vote for the interesting playlist it has, featuring screamo, rock, jazz and Gorillaz .
Oh, and Tokio Hotel... I don't know how that got in there...
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