Tinkle Tinkle Little Toilet
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MatureComplete Sun, Dec 13, 2015<5 mins
Once upon a time there was a girl name Clarah . Clarah was four at the time and lived with her sister named kaydance. Since kaydance was 27 and Clarah was 4 it was hard for kaydance to keep up with chores and everyday things because the girls did not have there parents. One day Clarah was home alone and had to use the bathroom but they had an outhouse. So she ran as fast as she could and while running she sang,"Twinkle twinkle little toilet how I wonder you were in the mudda fuckin house !" Then two years went by and they got a restroom inside the house and they lived happily ever after now flush!
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