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Dear Santa.

I'd like to tell you that our dear old granny leaving with her cat all fuzzed up was not my fault. Neither was my parents getting scared shitless at the sight of me. It was, in fact, all of fate's work. Or maybe it was just your nemesis working against you to bring as many innocent children to the 'Naughty List'.

Whatever the reason, despite the cause, I'd like to tell you that it was one heck of a winter, and, thank you very much, I'd like to never go through it again.

Once, again, thank you in advance. By the way, this is Matt speaking. I hope your elves send this directly to you, instead of answering it themselves. I've sent it through email, just in case.

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