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almost_perfectz
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Ongoing, First published Dec 14, 2015
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Table of contents
If you dont want to answer a question
Sat, Dec 19, 2015
See who has the last laugh
Sat, Dec 19, 2015
Puns
Sat, Dec 19, 2015
When you get sick of "i know right"
Sat, Dec 19, 2015
When someone's being irritating
Sat, Dec 19, 2015
How to be irritating
Sat, Dec 19, 2015
Names
Sat, Dec 19, 2015
Copyright
Sat, Dec 19, 2015
My brain
Sat, Feb 6, 2016
Expectations
Sat, Feb 6, 2016
Life
Sat, Feb 6, 2016
Mom vs Dad
Sat, Feb 6, 2016
Me
Sun, Feb 7, 2016
Days
Sat, Feb 6, 2016
Did you know?
Sun, Feb 7, 2016
Friends vs Enemies
Sat, Feb 6, 2016
Love
Sat, Feb 6, 2016
BREAKING NEWS
Sat, Feb 6, 2016
BREAKING NEWS 2
Sat, Feb 6, 2016
Brains
Sat, Feb 6, 2016
Math
Sat, Feb 6, 2016
Opinion
Sat, Feb 6, 2016
Judging
Sat, Feb 6, 2016
Crazy
Sat, Feb 6, 2016
Me
Sat, Feb 6, 2016
Family meeting!
Sun, Feb 7, 2016
Feeling
Sun, Feb 7, 2016
Sleep
Sun, Feb 7, 2016
Karma
Sun, Feb 7, 2016
Jellyfish
Sat, Mar 19, 2016
Two-faced
Sat, Mar 19, 2016
Turtles
Sat, Mar 19, 2016
Smart
Sat, Mar 19, 2016
Family
Sat, Mar 19, 2016
That moment...
Sat, Mar 19, 2016
Thanks
Sat, Mar 19, 2016
Lover
Sat, Mar 19, 2016
An apple a day...
Sat, Mar 19, 2016
Tenses
Sat, Mar 19, 2016
Tit for a tat
Sat, Mar 19, 2016
Diet
Sat, Mar 19, 2016
Same same
Sat, Mar 19, 2016
Words
Sat, Mar 19, 2016
Revenge
Sat, Mar 19, 2016
Idiots
Sat, Mar 19, 2016
Texting
Wed, Mar 23, 2016
Movies
Fri, Mar 25, 2016
One in a million
Fri, Mar 25, 2016
Letters
Fri, Mar 25, 2016
Pun
Sat, Mar 26, 2016
Friendship
Fri, Apr 8, 2016
Insult
Tue, Apr 12, 2016
Idiot
Thu, Apr 21, 2016
Stupidity
Thu, Apr 21, 2016
Pick up line
Thu, Apr 21, 2016
Name
Thu, Apr 21, 2016
Compliment
Thu, Apr 21, 2016
Sorry
Thu, Apr 21, 2016
Math
Fri, Apr 22, 2016
The genius and the idiot
Fri, May 13, 2016
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