Hot Me and Sassy Friend
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Highest Ranking [Till now]- #12 in Random on 13.5.16
#250 in Humor in one month.
Yup! That's true!
You all are "Awesome Sassers"
[Idk if Sasser is a word or not.]
Moments with friends.
Their killer looks.
You and Your best friend's sassiness.
Hide your cookies.
Your best friend will eat them.
There are no T&C's between best friends.
PS :- This is dedicated to all the sassy and bitchy best friends in the world.
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Hopefully we'll update EVERY EFFIN' DAY, unless something extra-ordinarily tragic happens to us.
For example:- my best friend stole my phone for internet usage and had finished the whole package on watching porn.
[Just kidding! We don't do such things.]
Or our neighbour switched off his wifi.
[We actually do this.]
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