Hot Me and Sassy Friend
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Yup! That's true!
You all are "Awesome Sassers"
[Idk if Sasser is a word or not.]
Moments with friends.
Their killer looks.
You and Your best friend's sassiness.
Hide your cookies.
Your best friend will eat them.
There are no T&C's between best friends.
PS :- This is dedicated to all the sassy and bitchy best friends in the world.
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Hopefully we'll update EVERY EFFIN' DAY, unless something extra-ordinarily tragic happens to us.
For example:- my best friend stole my phone for internet usage and had finished the whole package on watching porn.
[Just kidding! We don't do such things.]
Or our neighbour switched off his wifi.
[We actually do this.]
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COMPLETED "You are pretty dumb for a dork," I laugh as Justin hangs his head down in defeat, "Let me show you" I fiddle around with the displaced parts until it clicks together and the record player starts playing again, "See it's supposed to do that!" "You are pretty smart for a slut." He says back with a laugh but, I can see on his face he instantly regrets it. My mouth is hanging open, in complete shock, when he continues "I'm sorry I didn't mean it-" "No, stop," I say with a slight laugh and then for some reason it grows to a full-blown fit of laughter, "No. one. has. ever. called. me. that. to. My. face" I manage to get out through my small, continuing fits of laughter. "You aren't mad at me?" "No, it's not like that an unknown fact," I saw with a smile, "I'm actually surprised you had the balls to say it." "I don't think you are a slut," He says, his cheeks getting a little flushed. In my most breathy, husky voice, I answer, "are you sure, Justin? I know you have thought about the things I would let you do to me if I would just get naked in front of you." As I start to pull off the sweater that is covering the small tank top that's under it. His face flushes a deeper color of red and I can't help but, giggle a little. "Don't worry Justin, I won't get naked unless you ask." Justin and Blythe are basically polar opposites from each other but, because of one class, they find themselves having to learn everything they can about each other. Where will this story take them? Will they become friends or enemies? Will they pass the class and the ultimate test? Continue on reading to find out!
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