Jokes
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MatureComplete Thu, May 26, 201632m
YOU WANT JOKES?! WELL, I NOW GIVE YOU THIS!
ALMOST ALL JOKES ARE FROM OTHER WEBSITE, SO PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR COPYING BECAUSE I KNOW THAT CHEATING IS REALLY BAD!
I WISH YOU'LL HAVE A GOOD DAY READING THIS JOKES!
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