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Jokes

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YOU WANT JOKES?! WELL, I NOW GIVE YOU THIS! 

ALMOST ALL JOKES ARE FROM OTHER WEBSITE, SO PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR COPYING BECAUSE I KNOW THAT CHEATING IS REALLY BAD!

I WISH YOU'LL HAVE A GOOD DAY READING THIS JOKES!Seluruh Hak Cipta Dilindungi Undang-Undang

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"I don't think you want your whole neighbourhood to see what is going inside the car." Ryan purrs in my ear. His eyes glow with an evil glint that sends a shiver down my spine as he sneers, "Or do you?" I panic and look at the source of my fear, where my dad is standing in the balcony and my neighbours not-so-casually staring at the shady black car parked in the street. Though the glass is thick and dark, I wonder what part of the inside is intriguing them. "Are you into exhibitionism?" My eyes sprint at him. Ryan lowers his head. Keeping my eyes locked at him, he takes the small bump of my erect nipple in his teeth that pierces through my tee, and slowly bites. A sharp prickly pain surges through my body, and my hips jerk in the air as I gasp loudly. "Ahhh!" Everything feels hot and tingling. Wet and wetter. "Do you like it when people watch?" He whispers sultrily in my ears. "Does it excite you?" . . . Emara Stone.. She was never meant to get this close to the guy who has warnings written all over him. But he was her inspiration to write a book on bad boys. And like it is said, if you knock on the Devil's door.. Don't be surprised when he opens it wide. 🌶️ MATURE SCENES 🔥 . . . Highest Ranks #1 Funny #1 RomCom #1 DarkFantasy #1 Twist #1 Enemies #1 Jealousy #2 SexScenes #2 LoveTriangle #3 Comedy #3 HOT #3 Flirt #5 Adult