Jokes
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YOU WANT JOKES?! WELL, I NOW GIVE YOU THIS!
ALMOST ALL JOKES ARE FROM OTHER WEBSITE, SO PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR COPYING BECAUSE I KNOW THAT CHEATING IS REALLY BAD!
I WISH YOU'LL HAVE A GOOD DAY READING THIS JOKES!
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I give credit to the people that make these up If any one gets offended by any jokes I'm very sorry Please read, vote, comment and follow. Also please don't give hate, it hurts!! No one asked you to read this book. By the way some are a bit short but there are some longer ones. Cover made by @iamcrazynotinsane
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