Attack On Titan (Random Funny Stuff)
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Here I recall
I may warn you
That its none of my business
That thou sanity might be broken
I know not how to handle that
I'm sorry
!!Warning!!
There might be spoilers!¡!
Contains:
Puns,funny crap , trash , titans , cleaning tools , Hanji's Insanity , Eren's Anger , Mikasa's Scarf
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