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sleepingisnice
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  • Reads 1,779
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  • Parts 20
  • Time 1h 54m
sleepingisnice
Complete, First published May 15, 2013
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"From paper fights to fuzzy peaches to weddings for scissors. From fruit snacks to grounders to canned souls. From special days to jumping jacks to a dwarf named Gnome. A day in our messed up thuglyfe is never boring. Except for Mondays. Mondays are (almost) always boring."

From three non-heroic narrators, with the odd occasional honourary guest, comes a story about the life of your non-average AC student. Because nothing in AC is average.

If that doesn't compel you to read then...

"We've got a pet toucan. And I was taught never to tell a lie."







P.S., from Ella, that's Ally's summary of some crap. It sounds like a book summary doesn't it? Here's an honest summary. This is our life. Like a shared journal. So don't judge. Yenno why? Because this is life, and if you judge, you're stupider than Jupiter. :) 'Kay? 'Kay.

Also on the cover you probably noticed three figures. That was not a coincidence at all, because when I found it I wanted to use it and it was just even more amazing when there were three of us and three figures. So I decided I was the acorn, if you hadn't noticed how the names go in order and the drawings go in order. So I assume that makes Brett the porcupine and Alyssa the squirrel or whatever. So yeah. Either I'm the acorn or the squirrel, that's my decision. But yeah. 

-"Ella"
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"I know she's in pain, yet I can't help but stare at her. She looks like she's just calmly sleeping, dreaming about who knows what. And, even though I don't want to acknowledge this certain category of thoughts, I can't help admire her. How pretty she looks. How her soft features curve into a tough, weathered frame. I can't help this either; I lean over and brush some of the crisp leaves on her hair, away. Then I arrange the halo of hair neatly, tucking it in the sides of her head. My finger accidentally grazes against her lower lip, and I flinch, withdrawing my hand back to myself abruptly. After a moment of thought, I sigh and curl up beside her, our arms pressing against each other's. Y/N's warmth gives me comfort, and makes my heart feel like it's calming. The huge tidal wave of fear that has been burrowing in my chest these past few days begins to wash away. A tsunami becoming a wave, becoming splash, becoming a few swirling eddies. There's one more thing I can't help; falling asleep with Y/N's weary breaths beside me, her chest rising and falling rhythmically." •·• I do not own anyone or anything except for Y/N and Caleb (OC). DISCLAIMER: The Yasammy ship is not included because I just don't ship them. I ship Benmina, but this is a Ben x reader, so I can't exactly do that. Sorry if you like that ship. Each chapter contains 1000-7000 words and a picture of the episode Started Jan 27, 2024 Ended ???
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"No matter your problems, face them with a bright smile and a bucket of chocolate ice-cream," nana once wisely told me. At the time, I was barely twelve and thought that I could summon a unicorn if I just believed in myself. A decade later, despite my massive student loans and almost nonexistent love life, that piece of advice was all I needed to maintain good mental health and earn myself some lovely padded hips. Little did I know that a horrific monster was lurking in the shadows, waiting for the right moment to strike and scare the living daylights out of my naïve and helpless self. 'There she goes again with the metaphors and literary witchcraft...' Did you really have to make an entrance right now, conscience? I was about to get to the exciting part. As I was saying, that hideous monster popped out of nowhere and there was no ice-cream bucket big enough to vanquish it. Hence, I only reacted the way an average person such as myself would. 'You gathered your forces and made it creep back into the shadows? It realized that you were too nice and boring to be messed with? Or did Prince Charming arrive, on his white horse of course, and saved little helpless you?' Nope, not exactly and definitely not. I ran away and left everything and everyone I ever cared about behind. 'Remind me again why we're having an emotional trip down memory lane?' Because it's about time I went back and fixed everything. - 🏆 1st place winner in The Duck Awards (Romance Category) - 🏆 1st place winner in The Chaos Awards 8 (Humor Category) - 🏆 2nd place winner in THE ROMANCE READS CONTESTS (Lovers Category) - 🏆 2nd place winner in The Sparkle and Shine Awards 2K19 (Romcom Category) - ✨ Featured on Wattpad's Romance - ✨ Featured on Wattpad's Cupid - ✨ Featured on Wattpad's NA - ✨ Featured on Wattpad's Multicultural -
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To put it mildly that (y/n) was struck dumb would have been an understatement. Who knows that her normal boring day could turn to a bizarre one by mere seconds. Well, trapped inside a comic's world and then met with its characters is an amazing experience, ...right? Is it? [Rated PG-13/Rated T] [EDITED] [#COWAwards2018] [#FanfictionAwards2018] * Notes : - (y/n)= your name - (m/n) = middle name - (l/n) = last name - (e/c)= eye color - (h/c)= hair color ** First published : 24 October 2017. Finished : 1 December 2017. Cover : Made by myself. (New Cover!) [Pictures credit to : Google/its rightful owners] ***
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"They didn't create dinosaurs in that lab, what they made, were monsters.. diabolical creatures that should have remained extinct. And now, we suffer the consequences because those pricks couldn't help themselves but bring things to life that never should have existed, especially when it makes a T-Rex look puny and feeble." - ??? Jurassic World, one of the most popular theme parks at the moment, located on Isla Nublar! Why is it receiving so much attention, you may ask? The dinosaurs, of course! Who wouldn't want to see such magnificent creatures in person? Then, when a new state of the arts summer camp is opened up, VIP invites and Contests surface. Seven lucky campers are given the opportunity of a lifetime; the chance to observe real life dinosaurs! Yet, when skeptical experiments go haywire and cause mass evacuation, no one would happen to notice the absence of these seven perhaps not so lucky but actually unlucky campers when they're left behind. But, maybe all the experiments and shadiness wasn't such a bad thing, considering along the way a little hybrid believes the seventh camper to be its mother, this camper also happening to be the literal definition of chaos and torment. Engage in this tale as the Nublar Seven struggle to remain alive, having to place their every move calculatively as just one misstep could result in not just the death of themselves, but also other new acquaintances they cross paths with. And wait, through the midst of this chaosy chaos, does love happen to occur with the unlikeliest of people? What's that all about? Eh, doubt it's that important. Besides getting eaten, what's the worst that could happen? ~ ! DISCLAIMER ! ~ (I don't own any of the characters, franchise or the image used for the cover, I only own my OCs and added plot. Credits to the creators of the show and images.)
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(Y/N) is a normal kid who just turned 16, with a 30 million subscribers on your gaming YouTube channel that has been on the decline recently. He has just been invited to Camp Cretaceous as part of a brand deal that could breathe new life into the channel. It's pretty ok until shit goes wrong because, you know, its Jurassic Park. He'll have to face Dinosaurs, humans who want to use the Dinos for their personal gain, the dreams about his dead father, and robots later because of course he does. Oh, and I forgot to mention, a pink-haired girl who makes him smile for the first time in a long while. Love that ranking system: #1 CampCretaceous #1 Brooklynn #1 Yasmina #1 Jurassic 🤯 #1 Sammy #1 Darius #3 Dinosaur #6 Kenji (Y/N) = your name (L/N) = last name (E/C) = eye color (H/C) = hair color (y/n) just turned 16 and Brooklynn is about to turn 14, makes it not that weird. Then again, I'm writing and you're reading about fictional teen age relationships, so I guess were all a little weird. Everyone else is their cannon ages. No lemon or smut or whatever you want to call it, these kids are all under 18. At least until they grow up a bit in universe then maybe. I make no claim to these characters accept (y/n). all other characters are properties of whoever the fuck owns them also, first story on here. go essay on me. Remember to eat some waffles and tell you mother you love her.
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66 parts Ongoing

"I know she's in pain, yet I can't help but stare at her. She looks like she's just calmly sleeping, dreaming about who knows what. And, even though I don't want to acknowledge this certain category of thoughts, I can't help admire her. How pretty she looks. How her soft features curve into a tough, weathered frame. I can't help this either; I lean over and brush some of the crisp leaves on her hair, away. Then I arrange the halo of hair neatly, tucking it in the sides of her head. My finger accidentally grazes against her lower lip, and I flinch, withdrawing my hand back to myself abruptly. After a moment of thought, I sigh and curl up beside her, our arms pressing against each other's. Y/N's warmth gives me comfort, and makes my heart feel like it's calming. The huge tidal wave of fear that has been burrowing in my chest these past few days begins to wash away. A tsunami becoming a wave, becoming splash, becoming a few swirling eddies. There's one more thing I can't help; falling asleep with Y/N's weary breaths beside me, her chest rising and falling rhythmically." •·• I do not own anyone or anything except for Y/N and Caleb (OC). DISCLAIMER: The Yasammy ship is not included because I just don't ship them. I ship Benmina, but this is a Ben x reader, so I can't exactly do that. Sorry if you like that ship. Each chapter contains 1000-7000 words and a picture of the episode Started Jan 27, 2024 Ended ???

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