Air Conditioning
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  • Reads 1,781
  • Votes 37
  • Parts 20
  • Time 1h 54m
Complete, First published May 15, 2013
"From paper fights to fuzzy peaches to weddings for scissors. From fruit snacks to grounders to canned souls. From special days to jumping jacks to a dwarf named Gnome. A day in our messed up thuglyfe is never boring. Except for Mondays. Mondays are (almost) always boring."

From three non-heroic narrators, with the odd occasional honourary guest, comes a story about the life of your non-average AC student. Because nothing in AC is average.

If that doesn't compel you to read then...

"We've got a pet toucan. And I was taught never to tell a lie."







P.S., from Ella, that's Ally's summary of some crap. It sounds like a book summary doesn't it? Here's an honest summary. This is our life. Like a shared journal. So don't judge. Yenno why? Because this is life, and if you judge, you're stupider than Jupiter. :) 'Kay? 'Kay.

Also on the cover you probably noticed three figures. That was not a coincidence at all, because when I found it I wanted to use it and it was just even more amazing when there were three of us and three figures. So I decided I was the acorn, if you hadn't noticed how the names go in order and the drawings go in order. So I assume that makes Brett the porcupine and Alyssa the squirrel or whatever. So yeah. Either I'm the acorn or the squirrel, that's my decision. But yeah. 

-"Ella"
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