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Christmas Presents

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As I lay in  my bed,
I think with dread,
Of past lovers, who I know consider dead.
As Christmas draws near,
This year I fear,
Was wasted on flings both far
And near.
So this is to all who spend this winter.
Alone but glad coz they left the cheater
Lets raise our Ben's and lift the Jerry's
Onto our lips and taste strawberries
Let's sing and laugh a jolly
Ho-ho-ho !
forgetting the past  cheater and his hoe.
 So ha! and hey!and fiddle-de-dee !
I wonder what next Christmas will be like for me.All Rights Reserved

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The Boyfriend App

Wattys 2018 Winner / Hidden Gems CREATE YOUR OWN MR. RIGHT Weeks before Valentine's, seventeen-year-old Kate Lapuz goes through her first ever breakup, but soon she stumbles upon a mysterious new app called My Dream Boyfriend, an AI chatbot that has the ability to understand human feelings. Casually, she participates in the app's trial run but finds herself immersed in the empathic conversations with her customizable virtual boyfriend, Ecto. In a society both connected and alienated by technology, Kate suspects an actual secret admirer is behind Ecto. Could it be the work of the techie student council president Dion or has Kate really found her soulmate in bits of computer code? She decides to get to the bottom of the cutting-edge app. Her search for Ecto's real identity leads Kate to prom, where absolute knowledge comes with a very steep price.