My Not So Perfect Diary

So. You've probably just found this book out of the millions of gazillions of books on this website. You're supposed to be studying, but you've decided to take a break because you know, all work and no play makes you a very boring and depressed person. So join me every week right here, in your wattpad library for awkward misfortunes that happen in my life. Come join the adventure and my God let's just hope no one from school finds this... Um, Welcome to My Not So Perfect Diary! yay?

DISCLAIMER
Please be aware that this is a work of fiction, but is based STRONGLY on my life, opinions and experiences. If you find offence to anything in this book, whether it be my world-view, or my food preferences, please be mindful that I am a real human bean with real bean feelings. In the words of Hannah Montana, "Everybody makes mistakes, Everybody has those days,"