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Reads 529
Votes 23
Parts 6
Time 57m

Ripplesarestable

auspistice fuckit homestuck johndavekat johnkat kismesis moirails notexactly relationship sorta

dave has been shipping his friends unironically for quite awhile, and had shipped john and karkat  BLACK especially, and has actually happened, but when he was watching them fight, he realized something was a bit off: john wasn't hurting karkat as much as karkat was hurting him. It seemed dave has started to ship them RED, and it looks like john did too. (this is like dave auspistises for john and karkat KINDA)
((also if any characters are ooc, i'm so fuckin' sorry. it's my first time writing shit, dave will most likely be the most ooc at the most, if i do make them ooc.))
((I GOT THIS IDEA WHILE TALKING TO SOMEONE ON OMEGLE))



((agh  also, this has MAINLY johnkat in it, so if you were wanting johndavekat, its mainly only johnkat and some auspstice!dave and johnkat))







(WOOPS)   ((ps. there is going to be tons of  vulgar words, you would expect that since it IS  a homestuck fic, bluh and actually contains ALL quadrants, but i'm not going to tell you how the pale quadrant comes in, you'll have to read it.WONK ;y )) 




(((Pps. Credit to chamberlainaquarius on tumblr for the cover!!!)))

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༒༻𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄༺༒ by maineeqah12

Basically a young, overpowered fighter with the best Marry Sue halo gets killed and sent somewhere else. 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐌 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐀 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝙿𝚕𝚞𝚜 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝚘𝚏 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 (𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 😉) 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝙴 [ℕ𝕒𝕞𝕖] ℚ𝕌𝕆𝕋𝔼𝕊: "𝙸𝚏 𝙸 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝙸 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚗." "𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝, 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚍." "𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚜𝚘 𝚍𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐?" "𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝙸 𝚝𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞." "𝙵𝚕𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚜!" "𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜..." "𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑...𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚑...𝙸 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎...𝙵𝚎𝚕𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚜." "𝙱𝙰𝙲𝙺!! 𝙱𝙰𝙲𝙺 𝙸 𝚂𝙰𝚈!" "𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚐𝚊𝚢 𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔...𝙸𝚖 𝚒𝚗"

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༒༻𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄༺༒ cover

I need you.. |Yandere BBH| cover

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That Boy (JohnKat) cover

The Peacekeeper cover

Children of Death | Dream SMP AU (discontinued) cover

Just Your Average Book Night cover

A Life Made In A Movie. A Very Bad Movie [DAVEKAT] cover

Corny Love (A Dave x Bambi Fanfic) cover

Not a Homosexual (Homestuck fanfic: DaveKat) cover

༒༻𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄༺༒

Basically a young, overpowered fighter with the best Marry Sue halo gets killed and sent somewhere else. 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐌 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐀 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝙿𝚕𝚞𝚜 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝚘𝚏 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 (𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 😉) 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝙴 [ℕ𝕒𝕞𝕖] ℚ𝕌𝕆𝕋𝔼𝕊: "𝙸𝚏 𝙸 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚍, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝙸 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚗." "𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝, 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚍." "𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚜𝚘 𝚍𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐?" "𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝙸 𝚝𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞." "𝙵𝚕𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚜!" "𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜..." "𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑...𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚑...𝙸 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎...𝙵𝚎𝚕𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚜." "𝙱𝙰𝙲𝙺!! 𝙱𝙰𝙲𝙺 𝙸 𝚂𝙰𝚈!" "𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚐𝚊𝚢 𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔...𝙸𝚖 𝚒𝚗"