project: get egderp and vantass together

dave has been shipping his friends unironically for quite awhile, and had shipped john and karkat BLACK especially, and has actually happened, but when he was watching them fight, he realized something was a bit off: john wasn't hurting karkat as much as karkat was hurting him. It seemed dave has started to ship them RED, and it looks like john did too. (this is like dave auspistises for john and karkat KINDA)
((also if any characters are ooc, i'm so fuckin' sorry. it's my first time writing shit, dave will most likely be the most ooc at the most, if i do make them ooc.))
((I GOT THIS IDEA WHILE TALKING TO SOMEONE ON OMEGLE))

((agh also, this has MAINLY johnkat in it, so if you were wanting johndavekat, its mainly only johnkat and some auspstice!dave and johnkat))

(WOOPS) ((ps. there is going to be tons of vulgar words, you would expect that since it IS a homestuck fic, bluh and actually contains ALL quadrants, but i'm not going to tell you how the pale quadrant comes in, you'll have to read it.WONK ;y ))

(((Pps. Credit to chamberlainaquarius on tumblr for the cover!!!)))

EDIT:THANK YOU FOR OVER 100 reads!!!!!!
EDIT2: JESUS CHRIST 200 READS????!?! hOW
Edit 3: what the fuck???? 300 reads???? God damn lol