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The fault in our cows

409coffeemakers

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409coffeemakers

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A truly touching story about 2 cows name Moomo and Mooita that will bring you to tears. 


A MOO YORK TIMES BEST SELLER


"Truly mooving, this should be made into a moovie,"- William Shakespeare 

"What a powerful moossage, an udderly inspiring tale," - John Green

WARNING: might cause severe nightmares if you read this pasture bed timeAll Rights Reserved

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