My Life: The Spider Web

Here I shall tell you, in depth, The happenings and occurrences of each and every day of my life. I warn you now, that my life is simply not normal. I hereby state that those of you who find my story to disrupt your everyday lives in such a way that you find yourself -inhales in boredom and exhaustion- pointing out every mistake i make each and every day of my life, please, kindly close this book, leave my profile, and do not return. You do not have to deal with my hatred for every single fiber of this universe, save for a few very special people... That said, enjoy the book!