F E R N D A R B Y

This is how every book starts, well I think so at least...with a capital letter, or maybe a number. Lets just say most books start with a capital letter and for the sake of same-ness, something I'm moraly opposed to in all other aspects of life, this book starts with a capital letter to. I feel now that the explanation was unnessasary, but would you have read the first letter and gone...look they intentionaly did what everyone else, most everyone else, does...dispite the fact that they are moraly apposed to same-ness?

Darby, you have taken rambling in general conversation to the next level. You ramble on paper now.

I just wanted to make sure they got it. I dont think, no offense to their intelligence, they would have. Why would anyone pick out sameness in something? People look for differences, not sameness-es.

Okay, but you never even introduced yourself or the plot or anything.

Thats all such terribly boring stuff.