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𝐭𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐫 ; 𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐉𝐈𝐍 √ by baestatic

[ EDITED ] " 𝘱𝘸𝘦𝘥𝘦 𝘮𝘰 𝘣𝘢 𝘢𝘬𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘶𝘢𝘯 𝘬𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘢𝘯𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘴𝘢 𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘪? " _____ 𝐭𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐫 ; 𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐉𝐈𝐍 𝘩𝘺𝘶𝘯𝘫𝘪𝘯 𝘹 𝘺𝘰𝘶 O4O520 - O82320 _____

Titan Academy of Special Abilities by april_avery

Having enhanced senses cannot help one earn a living. A useless special ability--or at least, that's what Shia Sheridan believes. But when she is caught for a crime she did not commit, this useless ability saves her, leading her to enroll in Titan Academy, the very place she hates with a passion. *** Titan Academy is an esteemed school where students train to improve their special abilities. However, for seventeen-year-old village girl Shia Sheridan, it's nothing more than a despicable place where wealth speaks the loudest. Fate plays a joke on her when her best friend, Lucas, becomes part of a crime committed within the academy, and owning that crime in his stead leads Shia to the headmaster and principal, who then offers her a proposal she dare not refuse--in exchange for her freedom, she must become one of the special group of students joining the annual survival game called Linus Cup. Now, not only is she fighting for a spot she did not want in the very academy she hated, but also for her dear life as well. Can Shia survive till the end? STATUS: Published under Summit Media - Cloak Pop Fiction DISCLAIMER: This story is written in Taglish COVER DESIGN BY: Rayne Mariano

Wizard's Tale Trilogy (1-3) ✔ by AegyoDayDreamer

BOOK 1: Unlike Your Ordinary Fairytale BOOK 2: Journey To A Happier Ending BOOK 3: A Spell To Eternity All three books are published under Viva-Psicom and are still available at leading bookstores nationwide. Kindly like my FB Page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/AegyoDayDreamer/248769081873499?ref=hl

Our Deadly Pact by Serialsleeper

Book 1 of the Pact Series (also known as Our Suicide Pact) (Warning: This story was written in 2013 when I was around 15-16 years old. A plethora of errors and triggering themes ahead, such as violence, suicide, and vices.) xx One by one each person who joined the suicide pact gets killed and now its up to the wannabe-detective Casper and his crazy friends to find out who the murderer is before they fall victim to their own deadly pact.

I Love You since 1892 (Published by ABS-CBN Books) by UndeniablyGorgeous

Si Carmelita Montecarlos ay ang bunsong anak ng pinakamayamang angkan sa San Alfonso. Habang si Juanito Alfonso naman ay ang anak ng pinakamaimpluwensiya at makapangyarihang gobernadorcillo. Itinadhana silang mag-ibigan na pinagtibay ng kasunduan. Nakatakda silang ikasal sa ika-dalawampung kaarawan ni Carmelita. Ngunit sa mismong araw ng kanilang engrandeng kasal ay binaril si Juanito. At hindi na nalaman pa kung sino ang may sala nito. Inakala ng lahat na doon na nagtapos ang kanilang masaklap na kuwento. Na gaya ng kanilang mga kaluluwa ay sumasalangit na rin ang naudlot na pag-iibigan nilang dalawa. Ang hindi nila alam, may ibang plano ang tadhana. The laws of nature will bend. After more than 104 years, Carmela, the fourth generation of the Montecarlos clan will be born on a leap year - sa parehong araw ng kapanganakan ni Carmelita. A short trip to San Alfonso for her 20th birthday will give her rebellious life a whimsical twist. Through a diary, she'll go back in time. And the Carmela of 2016 will meet Juanito of 1892. Next story to read after ILYS1892: 1. Our Asymptotic Love Story 2. Bride of Alfonso Book Cover by: ABS-CBN Publishing Started: June 01, 2016 Completed: April 27, 2017

Dispareo (PUBLISHED UNDER PSICOM) by Serialsleeper

"Hindi kami nawawala, Cielo! Nagtatago kami dahil kami nalang ang natitirang buhay! Patay na silang lahat sa taas! Yung mga nandun, hindi na sila tao at hinding-hindi sila titigil hanggang sa mapatay nila tayong lahat!"

100 Tales Of Horror by Kuya_Soju

100 short horror stories. Best time to read? Bedtime...

Killer Game by Penguin20

Once you've start to read it, there's no turning back. Season 1 Start: December 22, 2015 End: April 11, 2016

Who Killed Agatha? (Published Under PSICOM Publishing Inc.) by VChesterG

Sixteen-year-old Agatha, a famous author and high achiever in school, had everything to live for. That's why when she jumps to her death, her best friend questions the circumstances that lead her to the unlikeliest of people. ***** At 16, Agatha Mendoza was a very accomplished student. She was a well-known author and was earning top marks at her high school-she had everything to live for. When it appears that she jumped from her school's rooftop, ending her life, her best friend Cath Martinez vows to dig deeper to find the truth. Guided by an email from Agatha the day she died, Cath finds herself navigating an intriguing group of friends who aren't telling the full truth. Slowly, she uncovers a deadly dynamic that could bring Agatha to justice. Started: February 2, 2019 Ended: February 23, 2019 DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A FILIPINO LANGUAGE STORY

Im Here (tagalog story) by ishiiin

Paano kung mainlove ka sa lalaking hanggang ngayon umiikot parin ang buhay sa nakaraan niya... Pilit mo siyang tinutulungan makakalimot, pero malalaman mo hindi kapa din pala enough kasi yung past padin pala ang nasa puso niya.. Ang sakit diba? Kahit pinangako mong hindi mo siya iiwan, matutupad mo padin ba kahit sobrang sakit na?

Reyna ng Kamalasan: Zylie (Completed, 2014) by forgottenglimmer

[ZyMiYa Trilogy: Book 1 - Zylie] Language - Taglish Started in Aug 2011 | Revamped in Feb 2014 | Finished in July 2014 Published into 2 parts (2nd part just the 2nd half) 1/2 (Pop Fiction, 2014) 2/2 (Pop Fiction, 2015) Blurb Siya si Zylie. Hindi siya clumsy, galit lang siguro sa kanya ang sahig, bully lang talaga ang mga mesa't upuan. At yung mga pader? Humaharang lang talaga sila ng kusa sa daanan niya. Yan ang palagi niyang biro. Kasi nga, ang sabi nila, siya daw ang Reyna ng Kamalasan. Pero nang dumating ang eidolon ng school na si Silver Jeremy Torres sa buhay niya, isa rin ba itong malas na kailangan niyang iwasan?

Purple-Eyed Princess (Published Under Cloak Pop Fiction) by Ms_Teria

A girl that has a lot of names.The lady with different faces and a gangster known for ages.She's calm,fearless and ABNORMAL?! What will happen if the 'purple-eyed' girl meet the 'one of a kind' boy?Will SHE love his 'stupidity' or HE will fall in her 'abnormality'?

When It All Starts Again by LenaBuncaras

Anim na taon mula nang magbago ang nakalakhang buhay ni Stella Daprisia, inisip niyang isang malaking pagkakamali na ang lahat ng nangyayari sa kanyang buhay. Mula nang iwan ng mga itinuring na kaibigan, iwan ng sariling ama upang sumama sa ibang babae, hanggang sa pagkamatay ng sariling ina-lahat ay mga pangyayaring napagod na siyang iyakan at isipin pa ay parte na lamang ng pangit na pundasyon ng buhay na gusto niyang baguhin. Sa pagdating ni Phillip at ng mahiwagang pocket watch sa kanyang buhay, bibigyan siya ng mga ito ng dahilan upang baguhin ang lahat. May mga pangyayaring maaaring balikan, mga pagkakataong maaaring baguhin, mga sandaling hindi pagsasawaang paulit-ulitin, ngunit sa oras na humingi na ang tadhana ng kapalit sa bawat oras na naibalik, matatandaan pa kaya niya ang mga bagay na nagsilbing daan upang maayos niya ang sariling kinabukasan? Maaalala pa kaya niya ang bukod-tanging nanatili sa kanyang tabi kung siya rin ang dahilan kung bakit niya ito nakalimutan? ----- When It All Starts Again © 2019 by Lena0209 (Elena Buncaras) WINNER OF THE WATTY AWARDS 2019 UNDER YOUNG ADULT CATEGORY Original concept of When It All Starts Again © July 2013 by Lena0209

Ang Huling Pasahero by BeeVeey

Kwentong ng magkakaibigan na sangkot sa isang nakakagimbal na aksidente at kung paano nila matatagpuan ang Huling Pasahero.At ang iba pang misteryosong pangyayaring napapaloob dito.

Avah Maldita (Aarte pa?) - Book Version by simplychummy

Avah Chen is my name and hating is my game. Loved by no one, hated by everyone. Half-Chinese. Pure-Maldita.

Zombie Outbreak: The Apocalypse ✓ by hikariwanders

#Wattys2016Winner | TAGLISH A Sci-fi/Action Story ⋘ ───────── ∗ ⋅◈⋅ ∗ ───────── ⋙ Everything was natural until an unknown virus emerges in their homeland, and it began in their school. Now, Kaesha Unice's ordinary life turned into a cycle that swirl around shooting, killing, and escaping from a horde of flesh-eating monsters which occupies the majority percentage of their population in just a day, destroying their country in a week where no other survivors left to save the humanity. Merely their league who escaped from that hell, who swore to defeat the monsters that conquered their land, and in one wrong move, even a small injury from those monsters could make them become one. ❝What will you do if Zombie Apocalypse happens in your country, and it started at your school? Unprepared and scared for your life, are you willing to fight?❞ ⋘ ───────── ∗ ⋅◈⋅ ∗ ───────── ⋙ AWARDS: Wattys Winner 2016 (Writer's Debut) Consistent Featured (#8) under Science Fiction Category (2020) #1 in Science Fiction #1 in Action #1 in Zombie & Apocalypse Tag #1 in Horror-Thriller Tag #1 in Horror Started: April 20, 2016 Amazing Cover by: @Beauxif 💛

Shush Series (Book 1) by lewdnotion_

This story is not mine credits to the rightful owner. 🔞

Exclusively Dating The Idol | ✓ by gwynchanha

Status: UNDER REVISION Tahimik at payapa-ganoon ang buhay ni Niana Jillian "Naji" Alcayde. Mornings filled with playful banter with her brother, laughter with her mom, and carefree moments with her best friends. Pero nagulo ang lahat nang mabangga niya ang isang lalaking naka-hoodie sa kalye. What happened next? He kissed her-out of nowhere! That stranger turned out to be Justin De Dios, a member of the wildly popular P-Pop group SB19. Naji thought she'd never see him again, but fate had other plans. Justin returned with an unusual proposal: pretend to be his girlfriend for two months. What started as a staged romance soon became something real. But dating a famous idol comes with its own set of challenges. Can their love survive the spotlight, or will the pressures of fame tear them apart? Started: September 21, 2019 Finished: May 9, 2020 -- Story Achievements: ↪ WATTYS 2020 WINNER // FANFICTION CATEGORY ↪ M&M's Book Awards 2020 'Best in Fanfiction' (92/100) ↪Ranks Achieved: #1 in Comedy (02/20/2023) #1 in Fanfiction (12/28/2023) #1 in Teen Romance (12/10/2024) #3 in Fanfiction (03/24/2022) #4 in Teen Fiction (05/03/2021)

ACCIDENTALLY KIDNAP BY A DANGEROUS MAFIA (AKBADM) [COMPLETED] by ngl_bctn

may isang babae na naka experience ng isa sa pinaka worst day of her whole life. hiniling nya sa bathala na sya ay kunin na lamang dahil hindi na nya kaya pero sa di nya inaasahan ay may isang van na huminto sa harapan nya.

Frog Princess: Ang Heartthrob at ang Pangit [ C O M P L E T E D ] by dizzy-gurl

Sa mga kwentong nababasa natin, madalas "And they lived HAPPILY ever after" ang ending. Pero paano ako? Hindi ako kagandahan. Hindi din ako sexy. Hindi ako tulad ni Snow White, Jasmine, Cinderella o ni Belle. In short, hindi ako "Prinsesa". Magkaroon din kaya ako ng "And they lived HAPPILY ever after" sa kwento ng buhay ko? Ako si Grace at ito ang love story ko. ▓▓ D I S C L A I M E R ▓▓ » This story is unedited. It has lots of wrong spelling, wrong grammar, and may pagka-jej yung ibang style ng pagkakasulat (ginawa ko kasi to nung HS days ko pa circa 2005 -- panahon ng jeje days HAHA). Hindi masyadong dumaan sa proof reading pero worry not! Pakikiligin, patatawanin, paiiyakin, at mai-inlove pa din kayo sa story na ito. Hihi~~ :)

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𝐭𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐫 ; 𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐉𝐈𝐍 √ cover

Titan Academy of Special Abilities cover

Wizard's Tale Trilogy (1-3) ✔ cover

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100 Tales Of Horror cover

Killer Game cover

Who Killed Agatha? (Published Under PSICOM Publishing Inc.) cover

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Purple-Eyed Princess (Published Under Cloak Pop Fiction) cover

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ACCIDENTALLY KIDNAP BY A DANGEROUS MAFIA (AKBADM) [COMPLETED] cover

Frog Princess: Ang Heartthrob at ang Pangit [ C O M P L E T E D ] cover

𝐭𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐫 ; 𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐉𝐈𝐍 √

[ EDITED ] " 𝘱𝘸𝘦𝘥𝘦 𝘮𝘰 𝘣𝘢 𝘢𝘬𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘶𝘢𝘯 𝘬𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘢𝘯𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘴𝘢 𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘪? " _ 𝐭𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐫 ; 𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐉𝐈𝐍 𝘩𝘺𝘶𝘯𝘫𝘪𝘯 𝘹 𝘺𝘰𝘶 O4O520 - O82320 _