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Let's Be A Retard Together

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Reads 171
Votes 10
Parts 14
Time 5m

Really, just look at the title. 
You'll find some jokes in here. This is likely to be discontinued. Nevertheless, enjoy, because this story I was just bored so I felt like doing it. BTW, I recommend reading the SECOND last chapter if you feel like you don't like this story (or me)All Rights Reserved

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Unseen Heart [DISCONTINUED] by 4-5-1-20-8-Upon-Me

Don't read this. Its an old story I keep to look back on and reminisce. This is a boy with both status and wealth, but that is not a life he wants. Instead he wants to be normal like everyone else. But soon something will happen, at the time he did not know, he didn't see, but will soon to understand very well. What will the boy do anything once he does understands, or will he just go on without getting involve to pursue what he wants (normal life)? Also this is my first time writing....Do forgive any mistakes or cause of boredom. I may also give up half way and never end up finishing so do forgive that too.

𝙰 𝚅𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜'𝚜 𝙶𝚞𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚂𝚞𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚕... by PlayingWithFire1453

Have you ever had one of those terrible yet annoyingly pivotal moments? You know, that monumental fragment of time that flips everything you have ever known. That plot twist second that completely takes you by surprise. The one just before the storm hits and everything goes to hell. Yes? Because you see, that moment happens to be my whole damn life. It wasn't always like this though. I used to have a pretty mundane existence, happy to just get good grades and be around my friends. God I wish I could get that simplicity back, I'd never complain it was boring again. But I know I'm not going to ever get back my old life because well... I died. (Kinda) But I woke up. And I was thrilled, beyond grateful I wasn't dead. But then I realized that there was one minor detail that had changed about my reality. I was given the chance to live but it turns out I woke up as the villainess in an otome game my friend used to be obsessed with - Kingdom of freaking Hearts (I added the freaking in there for effect, it's just Kingdom of Hearts) Where, for the record, the villainess only has two possible endings 1) execution and 2) getting exiled. So Fate was like, "Don't worry, I'll save you. Here's a chance to live" and then was like "psyche, screw you. You're still going to die but I'll let you suffer a little first." So now, if only to annoy Fate by proving it wrong, I am determined to survive. I can and I will if I play by these simple rules: 1) Befriend Heroin 2) Avoid Aryn Edwards at All Costs as well as other capture targets And 3) Be the top student at the academy and become an invaluable asset to my Kingdom so I become indispensable, thus unkillable. I'm determined, stubborn, persistent and I will live passed 16. Fate made a big mistake setting me up to die. Since it threw this plot twist at me, I figure I'll return the favor. I'll be the biggest plot twist Fate never saw coming...

"We're meant to be... But not meant to be forever" by zbxtcns_

this is a taglish story which means this is a English and Tagalong story. But it's more on English. Some parts have typos and swearing. And if im not able to update it that means i'm very busy in school or other stuff.And credits to the picture I use. thank you and enjoy

A couple of drinks by SpanishRice

Hey guys, I'm continuing this story on Ao3. (SpanishBeans_andRice) I edited the previous chapters and added a few more things :) thanks for reading

Reincarnated As A Capture Target by UkeNaruchan

I was stabbed by a knife on my way home. I'm just helping a grandma but got killed in the process. Waking up, I became Akira Shein Argyros. One of the capture target in a Bl Otome Game I recently played. I hate all the characters guts in the game. All are possessive and obssessed. It's a dark theme bl game. Everyone are overwhelmingly crazy. Especially, this Akira. That's why, now that I possess his body I knew for sure am the only one normal in this world. Let's not get into the drama. Let's escape this hell place full of dark drama and try to find a place where actually normal people lives. Or so I thought? "Don't think you can escape from us" "Baby, your existence are ours only." "You dare to ignore and leave us? You're wishing for everyone's death" "Ignore or leave us again, I promise I'll burn every places your feet set into" "I'm sorry. But I have to agree with them... You should have think it twice, when you make us fall in love with you and then disappear from everyone's sight... the consequences... You... are our possession " "......." Honestly, wat da fak is going on?? That love lines are not supposed to be said to me?? Hello??? Go, tell that to the heroine! You assholes!!

I'm a Villainess, But So What? Fuck Off. by mrmacpuffy

Honestly, I don't give a rat's ass about anything from the storyline. Those fucking capture targets are so damn stupid, falling for an idiotic birdbrain heroine. Actually, they probably only fell in love with her for their egos. Why should I ever feel that they're a threat to my life? I'm a duke and duchess' daughter of a powerful kingdom, I'm smart, beautiful, and powerful. I'm just generally better than them. Yeah, I'll just focus on my work as the heir of the dukedom, spoil my brother, improve my magic and swordsmanship, play around, and kill annoying people. This shall be my new life as the prodigy of the century! This is my own story, not fanfiction. All my characters are original. Yes, like all of the other villainess novels out there, we have transmigration in to a villain. And yes, this is like all of the other novels out there, we do have a Mary Sue as our protagonist. Edit: Okay, I'm done, I think. Is there going to be another book? YES!! PS. Changed the cover pagelol

Thallium | Captain America: The Winter Soldier [7] by SketchpadArtist21

You know this gist of the story from the title, do I really need to explain it? Oh, to the new people clicking on this book, hi. I'm Cyanide, and this is the second chapter of my story.

The Waiter by GreenFrosty

Okay, so this story sucks ass with grammar and everything. I want everyone to know that this is a shitty story and that you should probably not read for that reason. Instead, check out the other stories on my reading list. Those are the type of stories that you should be reading. They're all really great in my opinion and you'll like reading those more than my crappy ones. So yeah, enjoy the other stories.

Fvcked Love (Oumasai / saiouma) [discontinued] by Chaphor235

Discontinued because I am extremely upset with myself for writing this and thinking it would be funny. It has really f*cked stuff in it and I would not feel good about myself at all if I didn't say this before hand. You're welcome to read, but I am unbelievably unproud and disgusted with it. .... The relationship between Ouma and Saihara is very toxic and ab*sive and I'm sorry for writing that... .... Basically, you'll find out the plot as you read along, but the story begins with Saihara being a stripper at a gay club. There are humorous touches to this story, so most things aren't serious, but sometimes they will be. .... TRIGGER WARNINGS - adult themes- not safe for work scenes, bad language, slurs (for example f*g (I'm gay tho so I think it's ok for me to say it)), sexual/physical/mental/verbal/etc. abuse, and very weird things that I initially wrote as "comedy". .... If you're reading this/deciding to, my only question is why would you physically put yourself through my torture? But hey, it's fine. .... And I don't think anything in this story is okay with the themes I use, this is a story and not real life, meaning I don't condone anything that happens. I want this story to be extremely fvcked up, as the title entails. So don't read if you'll be triggered by any of this

(Discontinued)SCP x reader oneshots And Headcannons by Ravenfire699

IDFK what I'm doing with my life, this may end up cringy. Read at your own risk I guess. This book has been temporarily discontinued as of right now, I'm unsure on when or if I'll update it story wise.

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𝙰 𝚅𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜'𝚜 𝙶𝚞𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚂𝚞𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚕... cover

"We're meant to be... But not meant to be forever" cover

A couple of drinks cover

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I'm a Villainess, But So What? Fuck Off. cover

Thallium | Captain America: The Winter Soldier [7] cover

The Waiter cover

Fvcked Love (Oumasai / saiouma) [discontinued] cover

(Discontinued)SCP x reader oneshots And Headcannons cover

Unseen Heart [DISCONTINUED]

Don't read this. Its an old story I keep to look back on and reminisce. This is a boy with both status and wealth, but that is not a life he wants. Instead he wants to be normal like everyone else. But soon something will happen, at the time he did not know, he didn't see, but will soon to understand very well. What will the boy do anything once he does understands, or will he just go on without getting involve to pursue what he wants (normal life)? Also this is my first time writing....Do forgive any mistakes or cause of boredom. I may also give up half way and never end up finishing so do forgive that too.