Let's Be A Retard Together
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Ongoing5m
Last published Sat, Jan 23, 2016
Really, just look at the title.
You'll find some jokes in here. This is likely to be discontinued. Nevertheless, enjoy, because this story I was just bored so I felt like doing it. BTW, I recommend reading the SECOND last chapter if you feel like you don't like this story (or me)
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Hey guys, I'm continuing this story on Ao3. (SpanishBeans_andRice) I edited the previous chapters and added a few more things :) thanks for readingComplete
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I HAVE DISCONTINUED THIS STORY !!!! > This was a friend group story so you probably won't understand it but feel free to read it 👩🏽💻 DISCLAIMER ‼️‼️ if you read this, yes I'm black. ☝🏽 You most likely won't understand but feel free to read this if you want , its supposed to be chaotic and funny I guess? UPDATE 4/13/22: This humor was like so last year so it's prob corny so.Complete
𝙰 𝚅𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜'𝚜 𝙶𝚞𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚂𝚞𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚕...
Have you ever had one of those terrible yet annoyingly pivotal moments? You know, that monumental fragment of time that flips everything you have ever known. That plot twist second that completely takes you by surprise. The one just before the storm hits and everything goes to hell. Yes? Because you see, that moment happens to be my whole damn life. It wasn't always like this though. I used to have a pretty mundane existence, happy to just get good grades and be around my friends. God I wish I could get that simplicity back, I'd never complain it was boring again. But I know I'm not going to ever get back my old life because well... I died. (Kinda) But I woke up. And I was thrilled, beyond grateful I wasn't dead. But then I realized that there was one minor detail that had changed about my reality. I was given the chance to live but it turns out I woke up as the villainess in an otome game my friend used to be obsessed with - Kingdom of freaking Hearts (I added the freaking in there for effect, it's just Kingdom of Hearts) Where, for the record, the villainess only has two possible endings 1) execution and 2) getting exiled. So Fate was like, "Don't worry, I'll save you. Here's a chance to live" and then was like "psyche, screw you. You're still going to die but I'll let you suffer a little first." So now, if only to annoy Fate by proving it wrong, I am determined to survive. I can and I will if I play by these simple rules: 1) Befriend Heroin 2) Avoid Aryn Edwards at All Costs as well as other capture targets And 3) Be the top student at the academy and become an invaluable asset to my Kingdom so I become indispensable, thus unkillable. I'm determined, stubborn, persistent and I will live passed 16. Fate made a big mistake setting me up to die. Since it threw this plot twist at me, I figure I'll return the favor. I'll be the biggest plot twist Fate never saw coming...
𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 ༄𝚓𝚎𝚗𝚣𝚒𝚎༄
(DISCONTINUED. THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT.) if you decide to read, enjoy, its still readable, like, the last chapter doesnt really leave you on a cliffhanger, but dont be disappointed, i warned you, its not really an ending. quite anticlimactic i guess :) 🌹𝙹𝚎𝚗𝚣𝚒𝚎⚡️ 𝟿 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚔𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝. 𝟿 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎, 𝚗𝚘 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚝𝚑. 𝟿 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚗. 𝟿 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜. 𝟿 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚖. 𝟿 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛. 𝟿 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎. 𝟿 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎... 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜. 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗲𝗹!!! 𝗁𝗂𝗀𝗁𝖾𝗍 𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 #𝟣 - 𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖾𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈 #𝟣 - 𝖽𝖺𝗋𝗂𝖺 #𝟤 - 𝗃𝖾𝗇𝗓𝗂𝖾𝖿𝖺𝗇𝖿𝗂𝖼𝗌 #𝟤 - 𝗅𝖺𝗒𝖽𝖾𝗇 #4 - 𝗄𝖾𝗇𝗓𝗂𝖾𝗓𝗂𝖾𝗀𝗅𝖾𝗋 #𝟩 - 𝗃𝖾𝗇𝗓𝗂𝖾 #𝟪 - 𝖺𝗌𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗇𝗂𝖾 #𝟣𝟦 - 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝗂𝖾𝗅𝖾𝖻𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖼 𝖲𝖳𝖠𝖱𝖳𝖤𝖣: 𝖽𝖾𝖼𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 𝟣𝟥, 𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟫 (𝗋𝖾-𝖾𝖽𝗂𝗍𝖾𝖽 10/𝟢4/𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟢) 𝖤𝖭𝖣𝖤𝖣: DISCONTINUED. -i apologise that this was so shitly written, i was not and am not a writer, just bored.-Complete
(Discontinued)SCP x reader oneshots And Headcannons
IDFK what I'm doing with my life, this may end up cringy. Read at your own risk I guess. This book has been permanently discontinued. And yeah it was definitely cringe.Complete
Blurry Face (yandere ticci Toby x reader) part: 2
Since I have to continue the story over here you can read the first chapters on my other account @111MIRROR111Complete
I'm a Villainess, But So What? Fuck Off.
Honestly, I don't give a rat's ass about anything from the storyline. Those fucking capture targets are so damn stupid, falling for an idiotic birdbrain heroine. Actually, they probably only fell in love with her for their egos. Why should I ever feel that they're a threat to my life? I'm a duke and duchess' daughter of a powerful kingdom, I'm smart, beautiful, and powerful. I'm just generally better than them. Yeah, I'll just focus on my work as the heir of the dukedom, spoil my brother, improve my magic and swordsmanship, play around, and kill annoying people. This shall be my new life as the prodigy of the century! This is my own story, not fanfiction. All my characters are original. Yes, like all of the other villainess novels out there, we have transmigration in to a villain. And yes, this is like all of the other novels out there, we do have a Mary Sue as our protagonist. Edit: Okay, I'm done, I think. Is there going to be another book? YES!! PS. Changed the cover pagelolComplete
𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝 - 𝐄𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐒.
This first chapter published 06/12/21, as for the original ending first published 10/04/21. The second ending has unfortunately been discontinued. This story is a Y/N & FEMALE READER. If you are uncomfortable, please click off now. Sorry if there's any inconveniences for anyone.Complete
Hey guys, I'm continuing this story on Ao3. (SpanishBeans_andRice) I edited the previous chapters and added a few more things :) thanks for reading
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