Joke Book
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Because why not?
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I regret so many things in life and this is one of them.
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I am Undertale trash. Some of these jokes/puns are from Undertale.
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You promised a practical stranger to spread his brother's dust. You fulfilled it as if lead you to your death. Who would of known it was the best thing to ever happen to you?
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