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A Joke A Day || Cake

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Parts 24
Time 40m

Reads 41,056
Votes 4,113
Parts 24
Time 40m

Mature

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Unknown Number: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? 

Luke: What?

Unknown Number: They're both empty from the neck up!

Luke: I'm blonde you dickface.


Calum sends a joke a day to a random number he found in KFC bathroom stall.All Rights Reserved

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