A Joke A Day || Cake
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Unknown Number: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
Luke: What?
Unknown Number: They're both empty from the neck up!
Luke: I'm blonde you dickface.
Calum sends a joke a day to a random number he found in KFC bathroom stall.
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