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A collection of bad puns ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Прочтений 242
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Время <5 mins

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Welcome.... to the bottom of human intellectual. These puns are so bad that they'll make your IQ drop. Read at your own risk, my friends. Don't blame me if you facepalm.
All credits go to its' rightful owners/ creators, as this is only a collection.

Credits / Citations (so far):
OldNFO @ https://oldnfo.org/2012/05/12/really-bad-puns/(CC) «С указанием авторства — Без производных»

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