Dear God, Its Me Janie
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Last published Tue, May 3, 2016
A church girl + a shy girl + a virgin + a girl with an annoying twin brother + a C- student = Janie.
Welcome to the wonderful and wacky life of Janie which includes intimate fantasies that will never ever happen and now featuring annoying try-to-be-seductive-to-your-bff- brothers. As a bonus to all that good stuff our bonus package now includes: cute strangers, a bully that stuffs her bra with expensive tissue to make her skabonias look unnaturally big, and 16 year old juniors who have a restarted drma teacher who thinks she can fly.
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