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•Bellérina•

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comedy funny humor parody twilight

22 year old Bellérina Les Puta is going through a tough life style. Her parents neglected her, giving her up for adoption when she was a couple months old. Luckily, the Fuckers came along and adopted little Puta. She was raised by the joyful parents ever since.

Until, Bellérina's father died on Halloween. On his Will was Bellérina's name. She was given his old house in a lonely small populated town called Blow Job downtown. 

The Fuckers cooperate and give Bellérina a chance in her fathers house. Until, a duo gives Bellérina a Blow Job welcome..but there's wasn't, mortal...All Rights Reserved

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Bellérina
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