Dr.Sheele's Guide To Life
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Ongoing, First published Dec 19, 2015
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Chapter One School

                                                                                           FORGERY

Ok listen up man!  We all know that kids have to do tons of stuff that really stinks.But only one thing is so bad so vile so unfair so downright awful they had to pass a law to make us do it.Thats right,school.Twelve years of hard time.By mastering one simple skill ,you can slip through the law and take the breaks you deserve. The art of forging signitures-smoothly,cleanly,and repeatedly-will let you live your life the way you see fit it. Here are a few documents you'll use again and again. Take these examples,memorize em use em and practice, practice,practice, man! Next up is show and tell ideas when you have none to show these will never fail.
1.scars.     2.granny's dentures.              3.potatoe chips in the shape of celeberaties.     4.stiches.     5.baby teeth.   6.the baby.   7.your dads toupee  8.your parents rifle.  9. A sibling's art project   10.your dads xxxl briefs   11.a picture of your uncles tattoo  12.her underwire bra.  13.her diary.  14.her falsies. 15.her poetry book. 16. Her birth control devices. That is all for right now bye bye and please join night raid and be apart of the dr.sheele crew bye now have a good day.
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