There was once two men, both in their mid-fifties, both 8th grade math teachers. They both seemed like complete assholes, but when they're together they're gay lovers. One day, though, their lives will spiral downwards due to a mistress. In the end, will there only be one or will love find a way to win? This is the untold story of Warren S. and John K. *This story is a joke, please don't take it seriously.* •Do not be that person and acknowledge the school about this.•