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An Extremely Exaggerated Account Of My Pointless Life

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This is the sequel to "The Perks Of Being An Indian Bride." Be sure to read that first :)
This is the story of 21 year old Amrita Kashyap, who has begun a new chapter of her life in the United Kingdom.
Being around Brits (including hot British men) can make one's brain go all fuzzy. Even more so for dear Amrita! 
Join her as she takes you on a fun-filled and highly relatable journey through her "extremely pointless life"!All Rights Reserved

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Speak Now by xXBalletDreamsXx

At the young age of eight Drew and Elizabeth get married. Their wedding is a mess of gummy worm rings, crayon vows and giggles all of which takes place under the old oak tree that separates their backyards. They promise to be best friends forever but when sophomore year comes around things change. Their friendship becomes a beautiful relationship full of love, passion and trust. But when college dawns in on them things change once again. One day, six years into the future, Elizabeth receives a call that sends her whole world crashing down. "I'm getting married." 3 words. To Elizabeth they feel like sharp knives that pierced her heart and re-opened old wounds. She has a decision to make. He wants her to be the supportive best friend he once had but will she be able to? The two weeks that follow are full of tears, dresses, love songs and vows, all in preparation of the wedding she always dreamed about but someone else has taken her place at the altar beside him. When the priest pronounces the two words that give her the one chance she wants to get him back, will she take it? "Speak now." Or will she let it go?

My Perfect Life by marina_if

R-rated, for mature audiences! So, where do I start? My name is Elizabeth. I'm 26 and I'm bored as f*ck. You could think I have a perfect life. My husband is a successful businessman and he makes sure I have everything I ever wanted. But, have you ever had a feeling that's not enough? I wake up every morning feeling my life has no purpose. One day I chose to change everything and I met him...But is he who I want? Is me enough for him? In a world where big boys playing their games I appeared in the middle, searching for happiness. They want to play me? Bring it on! Not so good in description, but you should definitely give this story a try. It's gonna be a funny ride. For mature audience only! Strong language and sex scenes. A lot of graphic material. I don't own any pictures or videos I use in my story

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Setting- Ancient India 1607 Amrita Bansal a commoner girl in Suryanagar.Her mother worked at the palace as a maid. Her father was a soilder in king's army. Amrita on outside was a simple yet beautiful girl and as her name's meaning, she is sweet as nectar. Always friendly with everyone even when someone insults her for something. She was completely like an angel but as it is said the pure souls always attarcts a devilish soul. One day her mother left her payals (anklets) in home so she went to the palace to give her mother the payals(anklets) and that's when she caught the eyes the heart of a devil. And her life started to change. "I want to do nothing with him or for him, but it seems like he does not have the same intentions" "Hai Prabhu Meri Raksha karna iss Daanav se!" (God please save me from this devil!) Shivaay Rudrashk the KING of Suryanagar. He is a very cruel, ruthless, merciless and devil like for everyone as he was taught to be a king from when he was a small child. He closed off heart many years ago and loved to use voilence on the prisoners. He thought no one can gain his attention as every women were scared to talk to him but the day he saw that goddess he knew that not only did she gained his attention but also his heart. He wanted to make her his QUEEN but perhaps she did not but who was gonna stop him to make her his not even her herself is capable of doing such a thing because he is the beast and she was the QUEEN OF THE BEAST. "The day I saw her beautiful smile I knew that she is mine" "Tum meri thi, tum meri ho or tum meri hi rahogi. Kyunki iss poori duniya me iss daanav ko shaant rakhne ke liye tumhare alaawa koi na tha, na hai or na hi rahega!" "You were mine, you are mine and you will always be mine. Because in this whole world there is no one but you who can calm down this devil, neither there was anyone nor there will be anyone!" I hope you enjoy the story

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Speak Now

At the young age of eight Drew and Elizabeth get married. Their wedding is a mess of gummy worm rings, crayon vows and giggles all of which takes place under the old oak tree that separates their backyards. They promise to be best friends forever but when sophomore year comes around things change. Their friendship becomes a beautiful relationship full of love, passion and trust. But when college dawns in on them things change once again. One day, six years into the future, Elizabeth receives a call that sends her whole world crashing down. "I'm getting married." 3 words. To Elizabeth they feel like sharp knives that pierced her heart and re-opened old wounds. She has a decision to make. He wants her to be the supportive best friend he once had but will she be able to? The two weeks that follow are full of tears, dresses, love songs and vows, all in preparation of the wedding she always dreamed about but someone else has taken her place at the altar beside him. When the priest pronounces the two words that give her the one chance she wants to get him back, will she take it? "Speak now." Or will she let it go?