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An Extremely Exaggerated Account Of My Pointless Life

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This is the sequel to "The Perks Of Being An Indian Bride." Be sure to read that first :)
This is the story of 21 year old Amrita Kashyap, who has begun a new chapter of her life in the United Kingdom.
Being around Brits (including hot British men) can make one's brain go all fuzzy. Even more so for dear Amrita! 
Join her as she takes you on a fun-filled and highly relatable journey through her "extremely pointless life"!All Rights Reserved

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