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Harry Potter Comebacks For The Muggles In Your Life

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 Hilarious comebacks that only us, Potterheads will understand. 

Do you will for a Time Turner so you could come up with a killer Comeback? Well then, this is the book for you! These will outsmart even Ravenclaws, give you the bravery of a Griffyndor, the courage of a Hufflepuff and the cunningness of a Slytherin. 

 Made, in case you come across an Umbridge, Rita Skeeter, Slytherin and of course those muggles! 

Magically insulting.

Mischief Managed.


But the most important thing, more than numbers, is your laugh. I want to have made your day and relate to all Potterheads, don't let these Muggles let you down!

So, on your Brooms ...
Wands at the ready ...
... Potterheads, GO!



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