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Harry Potter Comebacks For The Muggles In Your Life

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{COMPLETED}

 Hilarious comebacks that only us, Potterheads will understand. 

Do you will for a Time Turner so you could come up with a killer Comeback? Well then, this is the book for you! These will outsmart even Ravenclaws, give you the bravery of a Griffyndor, the courage of a Hufflepuff and the cunningness of a Slytherin. 

 Made, in case you come across an Umbridge, Rita Skeeter, Slytherin and of course those muggles! 

Magically insulting.

Mischief Managed.


But the most important thing, more than numbers, is your laugh. I want to have made your day and relate to all Potterheads, don't let these Muggles let you down!

So, on your Brooms ...
Wands at the ready ...
... Potterheads, GO!



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Winners Keepers - Dramione || ✓ by AegisXyston

*COMPLETE* CRAZY and COMPLICATED. That's what Hermione's life becomes when, after a heated argument with the Slytherins, Ron impulsively bets away Hermione for the Quidditch Match. 🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲 ⚠️Be Warned: THERE WILL BE PEEVES. 👻👻👻⚠️ ⛔May contain MATURE THEMES ⛔ "Malfoy!" she spat. "How dare you come here??! Give me one reason not to hex you. But wait, I'll still hex you", she said menacingly. "Relax Granger", he drawled with his signature smirk. "I am just here to inform you of our date." 💜💜💜💜💜💜 "This book is truly one of a kind..i have read many fanfics of Dramione and none of em can even compare to this.." ~~ @MtheWitch 💐💐💐💐💐💐 "SAVAGE" ~~ @StarWarrior22 🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃 Disclaimer: All rights, to the original Harry Potter franchise and characters, belong to JK Rowling. I only own what I add to it. #1 on #dramionewhatshot #1 on #dracomalfoywhatshot #3 on #harrypotterwhatshot #63 in Fanfiction on 2.7.17 #195 in Fanfiction on 14.5.17 #200 in Fanfiction on 12.5.17

Silent Treatment - Severus Snape x OC by MiraaChe

MAJOR CHANGES IN 2024. "Just because Lily Evans pushed you away, doesn't mean that YOU have to push everyone else away!" Ariana Hart was furious. She had enough of this. "Don't you dare say anything about her with that filthy mouth of yours, Miss Hart!" Severus Snape lashed out. "Once you push me away, I'm afraid I won't come back, Professor." "Leave before I obliviate you, Miss Hart. Now!" Severus pointed his wand at her as a warning. Ariana took a step back and gave him one final look before leaving him alone. She certainly made a mistake by falling in love with the Potion Master. Copyright 2021 MiraaChe Disclaimer: Any events, places, items, or characters from the Harry Potter Series belongs to J.K Rowling, an amazing writer. I only added/change a few things of my own. OC Ariana Hart belongs to me. -- Highest Ranked Achieved -- #1 in severus #1 in hp #2 in snape #4 in fredweasley #5 in hogwarts

Miley James Potter & the Secret Diary by gruff_indor

It's Miley's fourth year at Hogwarts and strange things are going on at the school. All muggle-borns are being attacked and there's talk that the school will shut down because the Chamber of Secrets is open. Can Miley, her brother the famous Harry Potter, and their friends stop the heir of Slytherin and save Hogwarts? (I do not own most of these characters and most of the plot is JK Rowlings. This is just a fanfiction!) ~BOOK 2 ~ COMPLETED ~Mature Language

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"Fireworks can always be ignited again." "How? It's hopeless." "All it takes is a spark." ------- After the battle of Hogwarts, everyone is grateful that Fred was saved from a horrible death. Unfortunately, Fred wishes he wasn't. Everyone has lost someone in the battle, including Fred, who was saved at another's expense. Over the years, he loses the firework within him and sinks in his grief. As it turns out, he realises that laughter isn't always the cure. One fateful day, he chances upon a stranger in the Weasley's Wizard Wheezes shop who introduces herself as Heather Collins. With every encounter, he finds missing puzzle pieces of her mysterious connection with his past. Embark on a journey of grief and healing with Fred Weasley, as he struggles to reignite the firework within him with Heather's help. ---- Fred Weasley x OC Post Golden Era - Pre Next Generation Era Disclaimer: I only own the characters I add into this franchise. All original Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling. [monthly updates - bimonthly updates] RANKINGS as of DD/MM/YYYY #3 in #oliverphelps [01/02/25] #6 in #arthurweasley [27/12/24] #7 in #muggle [22/02/25]

A Young Wizard's Journey - Prisoner of Azkaban by ArcanicScrolls

And so the basilisk is slain, and you are returned for your 3rd year at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Your feelings laid bare and your spirits higher than ever. But what lurks around the bend this time? What darker threat now begins to skirt through Hogwarts' corridors? Fugitive dogs, undead rats and lycanthropes prowl these stone floors now. Use this time to prepare young Y/N. Use this time to steel yourself against the oncoming storm. Because no matter what this year may bring. It will certainly pale in comparison to your next. You have your friends. You have your talents. You have your wits. And soon every single one of them will be called into action... But until then, enjoy it! You're only thirteen once after all. And besides, you have a loyal and loving girlfriend to keep you company now. Alongside your newest closest friend and a few new ones to be made this year. I mean, if your old ones are going to cause trouble then what's the point in them? Friendship drama, deduction, spellcasting and power creeps. All that and more for this book, welcome back to my story! #1 hermionegranger

Zabini Heiress ~ Dramione by hh_2000

It had been too long, why reveal the truth after years? Hermione Granger was believed to be Muggleborn most of her life, till she found out some unexpected news. Her identity has changed completely and she doesn't think she'll get over it. What will happen to her now? *Cussing included* *Gets a bit dark* #1 in DramioneFanfiction!!!! #1 in Dramione!!! #4 in HarryPotter!!! #1 in HermioneGranger!!!! #2 in DracoMalfoy!!!! #1 in HermioneZabini!!!! #1 in Zabinitwins!!!! #1 in Bluna!!! #1 in Zabini!! #1 in SeamusFinnigan!! #1 in DeanThomas!! #1 in hogwartsschoolofwitchcraftandwizardry!! #1 in Hogwarts!! #1 in PansyParkinson!!! #1 in BlaiseZabini!! #1 in DaphneGreengrass!! #1 in TheodoreNott!!! #2 in Hinny!!! #4 in AstoriaGreengrass!!! #8 in TheoNott!! #20 in GinnyWeasley!! #54 in RonWeasley!!!

Y/N POTTER (2) by BimuPotter

Harry and Y/n Potter's summer has included the worst birthday ever, doomy warnings from a house-elf called Dobby, and rescue from the Dursleys by their friend Ron Weasley in a magical flying car! Back at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for their second year, the twins hear strange whispers echoing through the empty corridors - and then the attacks start. Students are found as though turned to stone... Dobby's sinister predictions seem to be coming true. •••~⚡︎⚯⚡︎~••• Join their adventures and choose from three different endings with: Draco Malfoy/ Mattheo Riddle/ Tom Riddle after every book! Draco Malfoy x reader Tom Riddle x reader Mattheo Riddle x reader ‼️TW‼️Cursing/ Swearing

Apart [ Fred Weasley x Reader ] by Duumiee

" The only thing you're doing to yourself is getting your hopes up for no reason! " " And the only thing you're doing is ripping me apart! " * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * You're Y/n Snape, and your father, known for teaching potions in Hogwarts, is trying to keep you well kept and stern so you could pass with flying colors. But after having enough of living your sheltered life as a kept away Slytherin, you fall for a Gryffindor, and go after him, only for you to stumble over problems along the way. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * -- All characters mentioned all belong to J.K. Rowling's: Harry Potter books and movies, except for Y/n. --

Time Turner Mishaps {Under Editing} by JcBelle32

"It's one of my many talents. Pranking, annoying you, and being a pillow." "You can add kissing to that list." ~ ❈ ~ In an attempt to impress Davina Black, James Sirius Potter manages to get his whole family sent back to his dad's fifth year of Hogwarts. How, do you ask? You'll just have to read to find out. Follow James along on his adventure to see if they ever make it back to 2019! _______________________________ *I only own the characters I created* {completed} AN: I'm slowly going back and editing each chapter, so if you see a little asterisk next to the title, it means it's been fixed. But, until the whole book is edited, please just bear with me. I swear it's worth it!

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