Inside the Pie
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Richard "Schmitty Pie" Schmidt is living a crazy life. Especially with his husband, Uncle Perv; his best friend, Super Fat Pig; and his friend and ex-lover, Char Ricter. First, he loses his son. Then, his 13 other children. When it comes down between his daughter or his husband, it all comes down.
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