The Egg-cellent Life Of Eggah

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Eggah Eggshraf might be a normal egg to you. But as Eggfull as an Eggless cake can be, Eggah's life is that normal. 

Welcome to Eggleston where the sun is as round as a bullseye egg and the clouds are as scrambled as a scrambled egg. Eggleston is ruled by Queen Egg-zilla who claims to be as monstrous as her great-grandma (or grandpa. Egg-zilla says she wasn't born at the time), Godzilla was. 

In this little land of eggs, in a little village of eggs, in a little colony of eggs, in a little house made of eggshells, in a little family of eggs, was Eggah. Eggah Eggshraf.All Rights Reserved

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