Psycho (Phan)

There are ten ways to kill a mockingbird.

You could drown it
Burn it
Or fry it alive
Slit it's throat and leave it out to dry
Cut its wings
Or drive him insane
Put up a window or hit it with a cane
Poison the rose
And Hang it upside down

But no matter how you kill it, the mockingbird still mocks.
Although the bird stops its sing,
the words continue to sting

Dan Howell, semi-profession assassin and self proclaimed human-hater, is given a new target. Dan Howell, this time, is given something he couldn't quite prepare for.