There are ten ways to kill a mockingbird. You could drown it Burn it Or fry it alive Slit it's throat and leave it out to dry Cut its wings Or drive him insane Put up a window or hit it with a cane Poison the rose And Hang it upside down But no matter how you kill it, the mockingbird still mocks. Although the bird stops its sing, the words continue to sting Dan Howell, semi-profession assassin and self proclaimed human-hater, is given a new target. Dan Howell, this time, is given something he couldn't quite prepare for.