Weird And Wacky Things Nearly Everyone Understand

Weird And Wacky Things Nearly Everyone Understand

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I never thought this day would come, (Not so soon at least). The day I finally put my foot down and literally scream, "CAN YOU QUIETEN DOWN?", to yet another imbecile down the street. I think I realised how much, we as a society are forced to be tolerable of other people. When I went to the cinema and politely told this tall individual that I cannot see past their massive head all I received was a "that's your problem midget", and a big ol classic middle finger in front of the face. That got me thinking as I lay in my bed at 2 in the morning. It was as if a light bulb had gone off in my head because everything seemed a little brighter. I took my pen and paper and started jotting down my struggles which eventually turned into the abomination you have here. My very first book which was previously known as "Weird and wacky things girls understand" to now become what it was always destined to be. "Weird and wacky things nearly everyone understands". Undergoing complete reconstruction
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If you think this is what I ever thought I would be doing, you ought to look at the question mark at the end of this title. No one in their right mind would ~ever~ purposefully become a superhero (yeah, you heard that, Eric and Amrita!) Hey, you don't know me, but you think you do. I'm Kim, Kimberly Nguyen. A Vietnamese Canadian girl, trying to graduate grad school and become a therapist. I am also the famed American superhero...Firebird. Talk about a divide, I know. But here's the thing, I really wish I could have had a guide when starting this superhero-ing business. So, I am writing it. Think of this as a little how-to-book . . . but actually don't, because I am pretty sure no one else is going to find themselves in my situation. Think of this as my autobiography, except not because my autobiography would be even saltier. Whatever this thing is, by the time you finish, you will never look at a Marvel movie the same. You will give up all desires of power hunting. Your superhero dreams will crumble in the dust. And you may find that a snarky Asian-Canadian has infiltrated your consciousness. Don't say I didn't warn you!

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