Funny Conversations Between My Dad and I

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I'm a pessimist, Dad's an outgoing optimist, it makes for some interesting conversation sometime! Have a good read :3All Rights Reserved

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𝕷𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗, Like Son [𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓭✔] by lethal_bullets

"#𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭"- @𝘎𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘴𝘳𝘦𝘦 "𝘖𝘮𝘨 𝘐'𝘮 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 2𝘢𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨🤣🤣🤣" -@𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵0035 "𝘙𝘖𝘍𝘓"-@𝘋𝘰𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳_𝘋-𝘌𝘷𝘪𝘭 "𝘔𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨"-@_𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨_𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 _ "𝘐'𝘮 𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀" -@7_𝘉𝘦𝘭𝘭_7 "😂😂𝘰𝘮𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥" -@𝘔1𝘴𝘵4101 𝔸 𝕗𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕤𝕠𝕟'𝕤 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕠 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕗𝕖𝕒𝕣. - Quote based on real life Jameson Ale Smith is an average teenager, who spends hours on video games and all the random sh*t a 16-year-old does. Long story short: He's a Loser if you please. Oh, and he's also the son of a special agent. What happens when a father drags his useless-duplicate-failure to work and get his criminal brother out of jail to search for his missing partner? ... Join the hilarious adventure of a cool father, his hopeless son and a mf savage uncle. (Screw the descriptions! Just read the damn book already!) Warning🔞: Swear words and dad jokes to it's finest. English is not my mother language, so spare me the bad grammer, please. *sniffs* 100% laughter guaranteed. ︻╦╤─ Comedy/Short story © 2020 by M.L Started: 25/11/20 Ended: 01/04/21 (ORIGINAL WATTPAD BOOK)

𝙒𝙤𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙛 (𝙂𝙭𝙂) |✓| by xo_seven_xo

𝙄𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙝. 𝙐𝙣𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙪𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙩. 𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮, 𝙂𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙖 𝙍𝙚𝙙𝙙𝙮 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙙𝙖. 𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙟𝙤𝙗 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙮 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙪𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙩. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙛... 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡, 𝙜𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙩. 𝙉𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙖 𝙩𝙧𝙮 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤... 𝙬𝙤𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙛. 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙧? 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙪𝙩.

this is just a work of fiction. an insight as to what its like in my head, the thoughts that i conceive. this contains mature content.

𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑦𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑏𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑦. 𝐴𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠? 𝐻𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑠𝑢𝑔𝑎𝑟 𝑑𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑦, 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑎 𝑡𝑒𝑒𝑛𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑟. 𝑆𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡ℎ 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑎𝑑𝑣𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒, 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑘𝑒𝑝𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑠. 𝑠𝑢𝑔𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑒𝑠.𝑐𝑜𝑚 ❃❃𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒❃❃ •𝙰𝚐𝚎-𝚐𝚊𝚙 •𝚏𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 •𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚢×𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 •𝚜𝚞𝚐𝚊𝚛 𝚍𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚢 •𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚋𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 •𝙾𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚗 •𝚜𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚗

Smile - A Story of a Boy who lost his Smile by ConanLevi

Its a story of a boy from a rich family which was full of comedians for centuries but then a genius was born. A genius who could make anyone smile with his own. His smile was as bright as the day and as warm as summer. But then he suddenly lost his parents, he was down, frustrated and he was only 15 years old. His parents lost their life on the way of going to their son's comedy show. And he thought it was his fault. But then there was a little hope............

[COMPLETE] They say weddings are eventful, to say the least. Anything could happen. What I didn't expect however, was him. My mistake. It's been years since we last spoke- he drives me crazy, in ways no one else has. Being back home and reunited with old friends, was about to get messy. ~ "Morning sleeping beauty," He drawled, leaning against the counter mixing his protein shake vigorously. "Well then you must be the beast and not the prince." I retorted, rummaging through the pantry for some granola I could have with greek yoghurt. "Yeah," he shrugged. I put my bowl and ingredients on the table and frowned. Did... he... just agree with me? "In the gym, in the office... and definitely in bed," he winked. Oh. There it was. He's so full of himself. I rolled my eyes, proceeding to make myself breakfast. It's too early for this. ~ Follow along as two individuals encounter each other once again as adults, whilst their teenage histories shadow over them with every step. Teen & New adult themes Started 19/11/18 - Finished 25/02/19 ❗️Contains explicit language and mature scenes. Reader discretion advised. This book is not to be copied or reproduced in any way.

Oneshot smut that keeps you hooked. Ideas and opinions would be appreciated from readers and credit will be given if shared.

I'm super bad at this 😑 This is my first story, It's cringe trust me. Not for under 18, But I can't exactly stop you so...

Basically some random dumb stuff, because random dumb stuff is my specialty. :P

𝕷𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗, Like Son [𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓭✔]

"#𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭"- @𝘎𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘴𝘳𝘦𝘦 "𝘖𝘮𝘨 𝘐'𝘮 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 2𝘢𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨🤣🤣🤣" -@𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵0035 "𝘙𝘖𝘍𝘓"-@𝘋𝘰𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳_𝘋-𝘌𝘷𝘪𝘭 "𝘔𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨"-@_𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨_𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 _ "𝘐'𝘮 𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀" -@7_𝘉𝘦𝘭𝘭_7 "😂😂𝘰𝘮𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥" -@𝘔1𝘴𝘵4101 𝔸 𝕗𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕤𝕠𝕟'𝕤 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕠 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕗𝕖𝕒𝕣. - Quote based on real life Jameson Ale Smith is an average teenager, who spends hours on video games and all the random sht a 16-year-old does. Long story short: He's a Loser if you please. Oh, and he's also the son of a special agent. What happens when a father drags his useless-duplicate-failure to work and get his criminal brother out of jail to search for his missing partner? ... Join the hilarious adventure of a cool father, his hopeless son and a mf savage uncle. (Screw the descriptions! Just read the damn book already!) Warning🔞: Swear words and dad jokes to it's finest. English is not my mother language, so spare me the bad grammer, please. sniffs* 100% laughter guaranteed. ︻╦╤─ Comedy/Short story © 2020 by M.L Started: 25/11/20 Ended: 01/04/21 (ORIGINAL WATTPAD BOOK)

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